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diabetes

Diabetes is an endocrine disorder charicterised by excessive thurst with frequent urination. once treated and if managed symptoms will subside. Diabetes has two groups diabetes insipidus and diabetes mellitus.
both of these types of diabetes have the same symptoms but the endocrine disorders are much diffrent
diabetes insipidus is a pituitary deficiency of the hormone vasopressin which is secreted by the posterior pituitary gland. the hormone vasopressin is an antidiuretic hormone which reduces the excretion of urine. diabetes insipidus is very uncommon.
diabetes mellitus is the most common diabetes it has two types type 1 which is an insulin dependent treatment involves managment of carbs insulin and diet. type 2 which is not insulin dependent but can progress into being insulin dependent. Type 1 diabetes is frequently called a severe or chronic form of diabetes. Type one is often classified as an auto immune disorder meaning the immune system attacks and kills the insulin producing cells of the pancreas resulting in an inability to produce insulin.
type 2 diabetes is know as the adult onset which is exacerbated by obesity and inactivity. type 2 diabetes is a a mild form of diabetes which can be reversed if treated and changes are made. type 2 diabetes is a result of the body not producing enough insulin, or having too much insulin resistance. managment of type 2 diabetes involves diet and exercise and can progress to insulin injections.
"wow I sure am thursty and my pee tasts sweet I might have diabetes mellitus"
"I feel slugish and have been overwait for years I might need to get tested to see if I have type 2 diabetes"
"I don't want juice I just want water, more water, I can't have enough water. Wow, you might have diabetes!"
by David aka squirrel man April 23, 2006
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Diabetes

If u got a type 1 you are a unlucky bastard like me. Taking insulin every day wants you to chop your legs off or wherever you are taking it. People love making jokes of it. It is indeed funny unitil you feel the pain.

In short: its a disease where your pancreas die even if you pray to god bcs he doesn't care about you or if i ask my parents why did god pick me they say: "oh honey i don't know sure it will get better later in life if you pray to god. NOW GO TO THE FUCKING CHURCH".

Have a good day, my isn't
Person 1:omg there is so much sugar in that meal
Person 2: i bet its a tutorial how to get diabetes lol
by Mljek December 16, 2018
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Diabetes

Its sucks you have to take 2 typses of needles inuslen and long acting u arnt fat its just the world hates u and if diabetes is though dont eat food with out inuslen promes me i did that and it sucked i was in the 30s of blood sugar i was barfing none stop and ingnior people who are like oh no u cant eat sugar and like rub in ur face case it also has cool powers like u can say ur a robot if u have a pump or u can say i have low blood sugar i need to get out of class and u canget blind owo
Orion Hi i have diabetes karen ack get a way from me u wwilll give me it and u cant eat candy "eats scoopysnacks" Orion uhh yes i can idoit
by OrionDiabeteskid September 5, 2019
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diabetes

A cursed disease in which you have to poke lancets on your skin then test with malfunctioning glucometers. Type I is juvenile while Type II is obesity-related.
Telling a fat person that they have diabetes is like telling a homosexual or sex addict that they have AIDS.
by SJ Haynes September 16, 2008
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Diabetic

The best people you will meet. We suffer from our pancreas not making insulin (it’s not our fault). Not to mention I didn’t eat too much sugar. We deal with enough already so don’t make stupid comments your gonna regret. Yes I have to take a shot actually 4+ a day...💙
They are a diabetic and their awesome.

No she didn’t eat too much to become diabetic.
by Kay_C15 July 6, 2019
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Diabetes

Diabetes: their is two main types type one, and type two type two is mostly seen in obese people which is where your body is two large to produce enough of a hormone called insulin your body needs to turn food into energy. Type one is seen in two out of a thousand people. It is when your body attacks a part of the body called the pancreas, which makes a hormone insulin in your body that turns food you eat into sugar or in other words the food turns to energy with out that hormone your body gets very sick and you can possibly die! But with the help of fake insulin which is what's in the pancreas to turn food to energy people with type one can live a HAPPY life! Type two on the other hand they need to loose lots of weight and get fit to help them out.
Doctor says My dear you have type one diabetes.
by Maybell rain August 3, 2019
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Diabetes

Stephen has diabetes and its not funny
by diabetic terrorist May 11, 2018
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