Decerie

Decerie defines a strong personality. She is smart, beautiful, resilient, hard working, and most importantly, she's caring for her friends and family. There are times where she sends peepee pics bluntly to a group conversation she dominates the most (no one cares to her chats though, LMAO, unless the topic is all about tite, spilling tea, and trends.) Decerie is really deserves to be loved, she always cares towards her friends (well, who doesn't want to be loved anyways if you care). If you meet her, she's somehow intimidating, but if you manage to know her will, never leave her as a friend, companion, colleagues, or as a lover even if you both don't usually talk about lives or anything. Never hurt a girl with a name of Decerie, xoxo.

Decerie is my best friend, and i hope she loves me amidst my fvcked up life. Thanks!

by Weeb Dork June 9, 2021

Wild Deuce Chase

The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.

After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2009

deuced out

A flexible and general term used to describe the act of figuratively or literally crushing. This implies some form of victory and the true words/meaning it represents can only be understood through the context in which it is delivered.

"Alex, what happened last night with that chick you met?"
"Oh man, I went back to her place and deuced her out."

"Miles, how'd it go when you told her you like her?"
"Yeah, um, not so well. She doesn't exactly feel the same way. Yeah...so...she pretty much deuced me out."

"Ben, how did kickball go today?"
"Our team fucking sucks. Nobody can catch the ball and the girls don't know what the hell they're doing out there. We got deuced out."

by The Gentlemen At November 6, 2008

take a deuce

to take a shit.

After I eat a garbage plate from Wyatt's, I imagine it will be about time for me to take a deuce.

by Inspector Harry Bush August 21, 2003

Ma Deuce

Army slang for the Browning M2-HB .50-caliber heavy machine gun

"Go grab me a couple of boxes of fifty-cal. I'm gonna make the Ma Deuce sing!"

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003

Deuce-Dix

Deuce-Dix, 20 dollars, derived from the french language; Dix, meaning 10, and english slang; Deuce meaning 2.

Adam: How much money should I bring?

Spencer: Bring a Deuce-Dix just in case.

by Spencer Adams October 20, 2006

Jean Claude van Deuce

The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.

Dude I just Jean Claude van Deuced upstairs and pulled a hip flexor.

by Jean Claude van deuce February 6, 2019