A phenomenon experienced by males when an extremely gorgeous female is nearby. It is when the penis becomes fully erect and points at the hot female in the vacinity and points in her direction no matter where she goes like a compass.
"Dude, your Hotness Detector is going off! You might wanna adjust it, so it won't be so noticeable."
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A police baton. Draws a reference to the outdated practice of using a baton to filter the truth from a suspect.
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Get the alabama lie detector mug.Gaudy neon light accessories placed on the bottom of cars and motorcycles. So named because they are reminescent of the body fluid scanners used on "CSI" and "The Da Vinci Code."
(1) Whoa dude you got a sperm detector for your car? You're big pimpin now.
(2) Wow, look at the sperm detector on that car. What a loser. Visual pollution, I tell you.
(2) Wow, look at the sperm detector on that car. What a loser. Visual pollution, I tell you.
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Get the sperm detector mug.An individual or object that can setect loose females(tramps) in a crowd of people by the look in their eyes. In a group of friends there is always one Tramp Detector.
Dylan Thoemke: Whoa, dude there is a hot tramp across the bar.
Michael: How can you tell shes a tramp?
Dylan Thoemke: The tramp detector in my pants is going off.
Michael: How can you tell shes a tramp?
Dylan Thoemke: The tramp detector in my pants is going off.
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That Toyota just got pulled over, I had better slow down until I find myself another radar detector.
That Toyota just got pulled over, I had better slow down until I find myself another radar detector.
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