derking

A dance that is a combination between twerking and daggering that is primarily meant to lower the IQ of both the dancers and to let other people feel better about themselves.

Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke were totally derking

by Stenika September 9, 2013

Derking

The act of moving one's penis without using your hands. The male form of twerking.

"Did you guys see Tommy Pistol playing video games while derking video on IG?"

by Lola Murder December 1, 2018

derks

fat thighs

"she spread her derks for me"
"my derks are chaffing"

by Amy--G February 22, 2009

Derk

When an optical computer mouse's pointer decides to fly off into a corner of the screen without your consent.

"I can't find my cursor, my mouse must have derked."

by southparkrox September 21, 2009

Derk

The computer geek version of Derek.

Computer geeks cannot pronounce words of more than one syllable therefore Derek becomes Derk. Derk is the formal form but can be malformed further into Derkio when geeks want something Derek has, this is usually edible items eg cake or orange flavoured kit-kats.

by minerva1961 April 6, 2010

Derk

A short person with a big with a big butt, who likes to have pirate fights with Scooter in his jungle. They also like eating chicken while looking at flowers and playing Halo 5. They bake good cakes and annoy Lulu. MAKE GOOD WIVES.
(Only cool people are derks)

I'm a derk, you're a derk, we're all derks.

by MariaDerk and KatieDerk April 12, 2013

Derk

A word mixing the common insults; dick, dork, and jerk together. A derk is usually used to describe an annoying or agitating person/place/thing.

That guy is such a derk.

It was like walking into Derksville.

by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008