A person who is self obsessed with their prowess and ability to make things great. They attempt to gain higher allowances and pay rates based solely on their ability to sell themselves as legends or titans in their specific industry. They normally take smoke/alcohol/drug breaks every 10-15 minutes and get aggravated easily when you approach them to do more work.
They typically work in places that pay little to no money, and survive on $30.00 paychecks every week combined with welfare because they don't report their working status. They have been known to roam the streets until they are allowed into an air conditioned/heated building at which time they start pretending to work. They drink coffee, eat whatever food they come across and generally make messes which they never intend to clean up.
They often have been noted to hang out is dicey bars, or casinos during their lunch breaks spending what little money they earn or extort they spend on sex, drugs and gambling. They work at a place until the company stops paying them, and then they continue the cycle at another company.
They typically work in places that pay little to no money, and survive on $30.00 paychecks every week combined with welfare because they don't report their working status. They have been known to roam the streets until they are allowed into an air conditioned/heated building at which time they start pretending to work. They drink coffee, eat whatever food they come across and generally make messes which they never intend to clean up.
They often have been noted to hang out is dicey bars, or casinos during their lunch breaks spending what little money they earn or extort they spend on sex, drugs and gambling. They work at a place until the company stops paying them, and then they continue the cycle at another company.
by Sabaku August 6, 2010
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By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.
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A person that speaks incorrectly, seemingly from pure ignorance. The use of the word Illiterate is used for this "issue" when concerning reading and writing. moron
Derelict is when a person speaks incorrectly, seemingly from pure ignorance. ie: I is sure it was a accident. He don't got no money. We is growin our business.
by May Hemm July 26, 2015
Get the Derelict mug.This is a person who has no active social life and avoids social contact with anyone. It is also some one who is separated from their friends at such a distance that social gathering is impossible (or really expensive).
#"Are you coming over Shane?"
*"No."
#"Why?"
*"I'm washing my hair."
#"You socially derelict bitch."
*"No."
#"Why?"
*"I'm washing my hair."
#"You socially derelict bitch."
by Richard Priest July 2, 2006
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Get the Derelicte mug.An adjective, "derelict cummings" can refer to anything, and is used as a mechanism to confuse others who are unaware of its definition. Also can be a character on a video game with completely backwards and unuseable controls, like the "legacy southpaw" controller setup on Halo.
"The rabid squirrel Derilict Cummingsed into my wreckage"
"Hey do you guys wanna go Derilict Cummings in the Derilict Cummings if you know what I'm Derilict Cummings?"
"Hey do you guys wanna go Derilict Cummings in the Derilict Cummings if you know what I'm Derilict Cummings?"
by Jeremy Fisher May 13, 2005
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noun
plural noun: derelicts
a person without a home, job, or property.
"derelicts who could fit all their possessions in a paper bag"
synonyms: tramp, vagrant, vagabond, down and out, homeless person, drifter; More
a piece of property, especially a ship, abandoned by the owner and in poor condition.
Origin Latin ...
BASICALLY NIGGERS / PEOPLE WHO ARE BLACK ARE DERELICTS THEY HAVE TIME TO WRITE SHIT HEAR BUT TRUTH IS NIGGERS CAN'T READ SO WRITE WHAT YOU WANT HERE ABOUT THE GORILLAS BIG NOSTRILS FOGGING UP WINDOWS THAT'S WHY THEY ARE MOSTLY ON THE STREET PLUS THEY HAVE NO WHERE TO LIVE AND STEAL FOOD FROM WHITES AND MEXICANS!
mid 17th century: from Latin derelictus ‘abandoned,’ past participle of derelinquere, from de- ‘completely’ + relinquere ‘forsake.’
ˈderəˌlikt/Submit
noun
plural noun: derelicts
a person without a home, job, or property.
"derelicts who could fit all their possessions in a paper bag"
synonyms: tramp, vagrant, vagabond, down and out, homeless person, drifter; More
a piece of property, especially a ship, abandoned by the owner and in poor condition.
Origin Latin ...
BASICALLY NIGGERS / PEOPLE WHO ARE BLACK ARE DERELICTS THEY HAVE TIME TO WRITE SHIT HEAR BUT TRUTH IS NIGGERS CAN'T READ SO WRITE WHAT YOU WANT HERE ABOUT THE GORILLAS BIG NOSTRILS FOGGING UP WINDOWS THAT'S WHY THEY ARE MOSTLY ON THE STREET PLUS THEY HAVE NO WHERE TO LIVE AND STEAL FOOD FROM WHITES AND MEXICANS!
mid 17th century: from Latin derelictus ‘abandoned,’ past participle of derelinquere, from de- ‘completely’ + relinquere ‘forsake.’
People in the low class part of town are negro derelicts with no money. deodorant, and as for a job it'd called ''Welfare''.
by Niggers can't read June 4, 2015
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