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sales director

A person who is proficient in their ability to delegate work to other staff, while spending much of their own time persuing private interests.
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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eye detector

Eye detector - when someone with a lazy eye lies, their eye tends to start rolling into the back of their head.
Someone with an Eye detector might be sayin something like, "Dude, i got my lazy eye when i got jumped by a gang of mexicans in Grand River", and while he's saying it, if his eye starts to slowly disappear - He's lying!
by A SNITCHY KINGS!!!!!!!!!! November 23, 2009
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sarcasm detector

See sarcasmometer.

Ones ability to detect sarcastic undertones in a conversation.

The principle of a detector can also be applied to gender and sexuality.
Person 1: Do you like this Cowboy Hat? I think it looks good on me.
Person 2: Yeah, you look -real- cool.
Person 1: Thanks!
Person 2: ...I think your sarcasm detector is broken.
by Espiria August 30, 2008
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spleen detector

A crude wooden elongated device operated by many of the police forces around the world. It's intensity of use varies from region to region. Has found world wide application in the field of soccer riots.
(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!

#CRUNCH#

Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*

Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.
by n008a April 12, 2009
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Aerial Director

Aerial Director is a made up title given to country boys that look like the retarded brother of woody from toy story. If you're a disappointment to your father and fuck yourself with a Snap-On™ dildo every night, you just might be a prime choice for Aerial Director.

Synonyms: meaningless title retarded lazy
"That guy walks like he's holding back a nasty shit and looks like he hasn't gotten laid since his family reunion, he must be an aerial director."
by HydraulicsIsFuckingGay November 11, 2018
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paper cut detector

Yikes! Paper cut detector! Go easy on the hand sanitizer.
by MikeInDC December 14, 2020
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detector van

Detector vans where first introduced to the UK in 1952 by the BBC.The reason for these vans was to detect who is watching live broadcasting without a TV Licence.What the BBC didn't tell the population was that this was a load of pish.

In the 55 years that they have been prowling the streets of the UK,they have never taken anyone to court on the strenth of this detection equipment.
"Mum,there is a BBC detector van outside our house"

"It doesn't matter son,--It is a load of pish--
by swiss1888 February 7, 2007
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