A postcoital affliction that can sometimes occur when the subject has just experienced a mind-blowing sexual experience which has impaired their ability to produce comprehensible word sounds.
Emily attempted to commend Steve on his sexual performance, however all that came out was a series of pleasured sighs, indicating she was in a state of postcoital verbal derpitude.
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1. Argh. My credit card has just turned into a dredit card
2. After that spree I'm not looking forward to my dredit card statement
2. After that spree I'm not looking forward to my dredit card statement
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Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.
If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Those found afflicted by Derpitude are known as 'Derpes', because retardation starts with the parents and their act of breeding causing the sexually transmitted affliction which develops into Derpitude in the later stages of life.
If you, or someone you know, are diagnosed with Derpitude, please, for the love of god, don't breed.
Guy 1: Dude, what is his problem? He's beyond stupid..
Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
Guy 2: We was diagnosed with Derpitude..he's hopeless, man.
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