maximum-density

Developed at the Naked Turtle while bartending.

Def:

A girl wearing jeans two sizes small, thus fitting the most amount of mass into the smallest possible volume.

Remember the formula for density:

D=M/V

Yo! That girl is pushin maximum desnity in those jeans.

by Glen February 9, 2005

anti dentite

term used in seinfeld defining people who hate or dislike dentists

Tom: " argh i have to go to the entist tomorrow, i really dont want to go because i hate all dentists"

Jeremy: " tom ur such an anti dentite"

by blue_orchid April 26, 2006

Tard Density

Or TD for short is a name to describe the amount of tards in a given area.

The TD scale ranges from from 0 to 100 where 0 is an empty building and 100 is so massive that only Chuck Norris could survive.

TD can be used either as an percentage or as arbitrary scale.

"God I traveled with the Metro today and the TD was massive like 80"

"I had a lovely vacation, the Tard Density was only around 5"

by uberEpicDonkey March 24, 2010

Boob Density

the quality of a female boob that determines either firmness or jello-ness. very important in determining the quality of a boob.

Dude, that girl had mad boob density, they felt like turtle shells. I think I chipped a tooth.

by Chomp Whompster March 12, 2009

Fatuation Density

Number of thick baddies per square meter in a given area.

Damn bro I heard your street has mad fatuation density. You pipe?

by GodsLeftTesticle May 30, 2019

the dentits

When you have your appointment at the dentists office and the female (and/or perhaps male) assistant's breasts surround a side of your face whilst they lean forward.

Jon: "My dentists assistant was cold today, I could feel their nipples on my cheek."
Sam:"Guess you experienced a the dentits today."

by VarthDader June 22, 2014

Dickhead density

The ratio of dickheads to normal people in a given area.

Honey, I love to buy that house but I'm worried about raising a family in an area with such a high dickhead density.

When Stacey and Gary go to the club the dickhead density increases substantially.

by Antspants July 19, 2015