Dendrophilia

People who are sexualy attracted to trees and would like to make them their life partner. Only 1 % of the world's population suffers from this condition but it still should be taken very seriously.

I am a dendrophilic person who goes camping often to be with the trees and whatever happens is nature.

by BOB LOAVOUS August 21, 2003

dendropheliac

(den-dro-feel-i-ak) one who has sexual intercourse with plants suck as trees. (dendrology)

maria is a dendropheliac.

by Nick Cannon April 11, 2005

dedrophiliac

A person who engages in sexual intercourse with trees and other plants

that guy is such a dedrophiliac

by Capt. Capacitor December 2, 2004

Dendrophilia

Otherwise known as a tendency to get sexually aroused by trees. according to offical statistics one percent of the worlds population are dendrophiliacs. which means theres a far chance that your dad enjoys his free time by tossing him self off nere a handsom popular

by Nathan April 29, 2003

Dendrophiliac

Tree lovin' hippie scum; Dan Magner

Dude, Dan Magner is such a dendrophiliac, I saw him doing all sorts of crazy sh*t to that tree.

by T-Rux July 28, 2009

dendropheliac

also known as a Mckenzie.

The Robb's DVD broke so he couldn't peep no dwarf porn. The chode stepped to the park to find an oak....

by callin' robster a twat October 7, 2004

dedophile

a girl named ded on discord that is a pedophile

"Hey, do you know what a dedophile is?"
"Yeah it's bad."

by BigDaddy5921 September 27, 2021