DeLonge's Syndrome

A condition in which the affected person(s) compulsively swears, talks of beastiality, incest, their fake homosexuality, fecal waste, urination, boobies and masturbation due to obsession with Blink-182's and their guitarist, Tom DeLonge's live performances, interviews and random recordings.

Doctor: Sir, our diagnosis on you is simply DeLonge's Syndrome.

Guy: Shitfuck! That gets me horny! Where's my dog!?

by eldonge13 March 31, 2010

Tom DeLonge

Tom DeLonge is the greatest known guy in the whole world, hes known for being perverted and gross (but aren't we all), Tom is hott and the greatest quitarist and singer. Hes been in Blink 182, Boxcar Racer and now hes in Angels and Airwaves (like Blink 182 but softer and not as many swears) He is obsessed with aliens and UFO's and he says the only reason he got a computer was to look up UFO websites.

hottest guy, my god, THE GOD, Tom DeLonge got expelled from high school for getting drunk at a baseball game

by XxXVeronicaXxX July 20, 2006

Devonee

A Bhaddiiee. She gotta fat butt and you KNOW she's thick fam. She's nice, and goofy but also stubborn and occasionally bitchy.

"Bro, did you see Devonee, that bitch is bad man I just HAVE to try to get that man!"

"Man Devonee has so much to her I just can't help but be distracted by her!"

by _YourPseudonym_ October 15, 2017

Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

Tom is a beautiful man,who is very talented who is one third of a super hot and great band Blink 182. Tom DeLonge is also in a band call Box Car Racer. Tom in both his bands has sold millons of copies of all of his cd's around the world. He has done what only some wish they could ever accomplish and what some dream of everyday.Tom is an amazingly hot man. I have never seen someone better looking and talented in one. And too those who mock them that is fine but why bother...you dont like them thats cool but i mean too come on a site that people want to see nice things about a band they like. Then they things like "blink 182 sucks ". It seems pointless and stupid, when people say "oh there not punk!"...who cares whatever they are is what alot of people like...even if you call them count who really cares. So this is a note: I love Tom DeLonge...Thank You and Good night!

Tom DeLonge is so hot I can't believe it.

by Erin October 23, 2004

Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

guitarist for blink 182
even if you dont like their music HE IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE

tom hot pants delonge uses his sexiness to rock the socks of every child in the land

by he's fucking beautiful June 19, 2004

Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

hottest man alive shit!hes in blink-182 he is sooooooooo fuckin hot damn!

when i saw tom live i cried!lol

by lizeth July 24, 2004

DeLonker

Of the Lonker clan.

A person with an affinity for hardcore S&M internet porn.

A small negative man sometimes also referred to as a critical elf.

A homoerotic man who pressures others to share a tent with him in the mountains for the purposes of obtaining a sexual encounter.

A person who fucks his friends over by renting them the smallest piece of shit car he can get in Vegas.

Susie's mom will not let her play with Wayne because he's a DeLonker.

by Protip911 September 16, 2016