derrig

when dick slips out of the pussy and gets shoved into the ass

hey man i derriged on her and she started to cry

by snowball84 October 20, 2010

defriend-happy

adj. Someone who, with the SLIGHTEST provocation, defriends someone on facebook, myspace, etc.

Josh: "Soc, why did you defriend me on Facebook?"
Soc: "I didn't like that you had a dream about my sister. Plus, I heard you didn't like my tie."
Josh: "Wow, you're more fucked up than i thought. You're really defriend-happy if those were your reasons."

by stockman09 January 23, 2011

detrigued

opposite of intrigued

kevin was detrigued by smallville last night, as it simply did not interest him.

by the zen suite February 3, 2005

neuro-defragmentation

A process that involves the systematic disintegration of the brain, often a consequence of an extremely befuddling statement or assertion, such as an ancient chinese proverb or a sentence in Latin.

Person 1: did I confuse you?
Person 2: yeah i was on the brink of neuro-defragmentation

Person 1: So you say he was trying to listen to classical music whilst watching scuzz and doing a crossword in spanish at the same time?
Person 2: I'm afraid that's the truth, yes.
Person 1: Poor man, looks like a serious case of neuro-defragmentation

by SavouryJesus July 22, 2010

defriend

1. To remove someone from your Livejournal, MySpace, Facebook, or other social networking site. Doing this is often seen as a passive-aggressive move, telling the person without telling them that you no longer want to be friends. It's also commonly a response to drama. Defriending someone often causes more drama. There are sometimes valid reasons for doing this.

2. A sarcastic/joking reference to definition (1). Said to a friend who's being mildly irritating, joking that their behaviour would cause the speaker to 'take them off their friendlist'.

1. a) "Can you believe Amy defriended me because I'm dating Chris? She only doesn't like him because he turned down her friend Nicole two years ago. How lame."

b) "Yeah, so I had to defriend Charlie. He kept cluttering up my friendlist with stupid memes, and we haven't even communicated in a year. We'll probably never see each other again, so there's no point.

2. Julie: "I really like Sawyer and Kate together on Lost!"
Sara: "Really? I prefer Jack and Kate, I don't really like Sawyer."
Julie, jokingly: "I can't believe you think that! Oh my god you are SO defriended!"

by AllysonLinn March 6, 2008

defriend

(v.) To choose not to be friends with someone anymore, especially by actively removing the person from a friend list on a social-networking site such as MySpace, Facebook, or LiveJournal.

"If I get one more Facebook-application request from that idiot I'm going to defriend him."

by watman March 6, 2008

defriend

A newly-established term stemming from the internet social network crowd, meaning to remove someone from a list of friends. The term is misleading because usually neither of you were friends to begin with. "Defriending" is essentially a way of cutting off already useless communication with cyber-people.

Typical Person: "I had to totally defriend Margaret Mary. I don't want that slut looking at my profile anymore."

Sarcastic Person: "Sounds like the breakup was hard on everyone."

by ex-cretin November 21, 2009