decellulitis

That naked feeling you have when you inadvertently leave your cellphone home and find yourself adrift in the digital world

OMG! I've got decellulitis -- my phone is sitting on the charger next to my bed and I'm lost without it.

by Shawdog October 6, 2016

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Decelevant

Fuck a guy, probably named nick he’s probably fat and won’t take off his shirt in front of the fe’s

You think your revenant, nah irrelevant. See that kid nick he’s decelevant.

by A real gangsta May 22, 2021

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A person trained to advise, assist, and offer emotional and physical comfort to a individual before, during, and after a difficult poop. The Bachelor of Science in Deucela is a three-year full-time Program, that is delivered in three terms per year. The program is based on a concept, competency-based approach. Students are exposed to the latest technology, innovative practice-based experiences, and provide with a range of resources.

I’m one of the countless people out there who owe their lives to a deucela. In 2013, I was having a difficult poo and was starting to bleed out. My deucela saved my life. He lite candles, put on soft music and dabbed my asshole clean. He also educated me in the lost art of the courtesy flush. Which consequently saved other lives in that department store bathroom.

by LittleAnt September 22, 2023

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Gerald Decelian

A really good digital marketer and SEO expert. Most people cant become a Gerald Decelian without extreme research. Gerald Decelian is considered one of the best Digital marketers of all time. He created the Facebook/ Google Adsense arbitrage method in 2015.

If you need more customers for your business, you should get yourself a Gerald Decelian

by Big Boss Gorilla April 25, 2019

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