Top-decking

A house guest who defecates in one's host cistern, rather than, more conventionally, in the toilet, for comic effect.

Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.

by bromp May 15, 2008

desking

Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.

by KnifeVictim January 31, 2009

Delking

A new found phenomenon for the random hookups out there- with the few and strange people who will fool around, but not actually kiss or make out. Worst thing ever.

Yeah, he was really cute but we only delked.
"My mom doesn't realize that when I say I have never kissed someone before, its because I'm only into delking"

by Delkee December 23, 2009

Deeving

Deep Diving Investigation Probing Auditing Analysis Review Pathology Testing

They were Deeving into the issue and found fundamental flaws with the system
Shall we Deeve the problem to understand it better
We Deeved in and uncovered a plethora of fascinating information

by Heritage Counts September 20, 2018

Decking

A fight, or a bangout

It's a decking yo

by Benchoid March 4, 2018

separate desking

the act of separating your desk from everyone else's.

"Are you separate desking?"

by inthehaus November 2, 2011

Deeping

To make something deep or take it too far

“It’s just banter, no need to deep it.”
“Yeah, stop deeping it”

by GodGamer69 December 8, 2020