The process of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet instead of the bowl so when the next person flushes, all the shit goes into the bowl
by Jay December 26, 2003
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Suzy could not figure out why her toiled would flush only brown water. Little did she know that Johnny had upper decked that bitch the previous night.
by Korthos July 27, 2004
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Tony Blair and his wife Cherie were invited round by the Browns to congratulate Gordon on his appointment as Prime Minister. Cherie was furious because she never liked Gordon and wanted her Tony to stay on another 10 years. She said to herself : “I know, I'll fix 'em with a good smelly top-decking after the main course”.
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Waiter-"Oh, you mean our derkin? Sure thing!"
Waiter-"Oh, you mean our derkin? Sure thing!"
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Ruben: What's the meaning of life? why are we here?
Bre: Here we go, you deepin' again. Who cares! grab that beer and take a sip, you think too much, just let go.
Bre: Here we go, you deepin' again. Who cares! grab that beer and take a sip, you think too much, just let go.
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