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Deef

The Deef is a very plump and chubby creature bred in the outer islands of Costa Rica. It is said to be very rare, and once any mammal consumes its eggs, that mammal will be granted three wishes. Bob Ross is said to have faked his own death to settle down in Canada and create the biggest Deef farm known to man. 35 known Deef are currently held in captivity in the lowest level of the White House, level -147. The government is experimenting with cross-breeding the Deef to maximize the egg's power before growing and releasing the population back out to the wild.

Any known information about the Deef status can be posted in "The Deef Forums" on Reddit.
The Deef are escaping captivity and overthrowing the government.
by SpicyOnion_23 January 5, 2023
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DEEF

To dry hump, more or less have sex with clothes on. Mormons like to deef so that they can nut without having actual sex. Deef sessions are typically 1-3 hours. Widely known in Utah county, Utah.
“Deef me?”

“How far did you go with John?” “We deefed”
“You wore jeans? That’s like the number one rule of deef! You have to wear leggings or sweats!”
by Analjames December 28, 2017
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Deef

Holy shit Connor! Did you just deef? Get the fuck out of my car!
by jammertheslammer May 15, 2018
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Deefing

Also known as penile flatulence. Deefing is similar to the female equivalent of queefing.
Deef (n)
Deefing (v)
"He deefed on me last night."
by Doctor Deef August 14, 2016
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Deef

Deef |dēf|

1. noun. Originally used to succinctly describe an instance of delicious beef. Often this is used when the item has a distractingly high level of tastiness and a full sentence is not manageable.

2. adjective. Good, excellent, or awesome. A 'y' is added to the end to create "Deefy" as necessary.
1. "That vendor on Church St. is selling some straight deef burgers."

2. "Taking shots in the library? That's deef, yo."
"That is a deefy burger, my friend."
by LingAnth October 10, 2011
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deefed

Defriended. On a social network, or in real life, removing someone from your "friends list".
"John kept making racist jokes, so I deefed him."
by justfred November 21, 2013
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Deef

by jMann1015 December 22, 2014
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