The Deef is a very plump and chubby creature bred in the outer islands of Costa Rica. It is said to be very rare, and once any mammal consumes its eggs, that mammal will be granted three wishes. Bob Ross is said to have faked his own death to settle down in Canada and create the biggest Deef farm known to man. 35 known Deef are currently held in captivity in the lowest level of the White House, level -147. The government is experimenting with cross-breeding the Deef to maximize the egg's power before growing and releasing the population back out to the wild.
Any known information about the Deef status can be posted in "The Deef Forums" on Reddit.
Any known information about the Deef status can be posted in "The Deef Forums" on Reddit.
The Deef are escaping captivity and overthrowing the government.
by SpicyOnion_23 January 5, 2023
To dry hump, more or less have sex with clothes on. Mormons like to deef so that they can nut without having actual sex. Deef sessions are typically 1-3 hours. Widely known in Utah county, Utah.
“Deef me?”
“How far did you go with John?” “We deefed”
“You wore jeans? That’s like the number one rule of deef! You have to wear leggings or sweats!”
“How far did you go with John?” “We deefed”
“You wore jeans? That’s like the number one rule of deef! You have to wear leggings or sweats!”
by Analjames December 29, 2017
by jammertheslammer March 24, 2018
by Doctor Deef March 4, 2016
Deef |dēf|
1. noun. Originally used to succinctly describe an instance of delicious beef. Often this is used when the item has a distractingly high level of tastiness and a full sentence is not manageable.
2. adjective. Good, excellent, or awesome. A 'y' is added to the end to create "Deefy" as necessary.
1. noun. Originally used to succinctly describe an instance of delicious beef. Often this is used when the item has a distractingly high level of tastiness and a full sentence is not manageable.
2. adjective. Good, excellent, or awesome. A 'y' is added to the end to create "Deefy" as necessary.
1. "That vendor on Church St. is selling some straight deef burgers."
2. "Taking shots in the library? That's deef, yo."
"That is a deefy burger, my friend."
2. "Taking shots in the library? That's deef, yo."
"That is a deefy burger, my friend."
by LingAnth October 10, 2011
by justfred November 21, 2013