deef
Sarcastic alternative to "deaf," but pronounced with the double 'e' sound. Usually used with bad intention.
"What - are you deef?"
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Deef
Deef by Walker Morgan January 10, 2011
Deef
An incredibly noisy and smelly poop, mostly dropped at the exact time someone else wants to use that specific toilet.
I thought I heard the Fourth of July firework show start two hours early, but then I realized David was just taking a massive deef.
That chinese food from the end of semester dinner had our entire suite dropping deefs all weekend long.
That chinese food from the end of semester dinner had our entire suite dropping deefs all weekend long.
Deef by Bossjan Nachbar July 2, 2011
Deef
Short for defective. Can be used for a multitude of things, from situations that have gone wrong, to things that have broken, to an ugly girls face.
"Dude, you straight deefed that bowl"
"Dude, I was going to smash, but that chicks face was straight deefed."
"Dude, if I fart now, I'm straight going to deef my pants"
"Dude, I was going to smash, but that chicks face was straight deefed."
"Dude, if I fart now, I'm straight going to deef my pants"
Deef
1. That of which is deeferent or different. Often times meaning strange or weird.
2. One who claims themselves to be different, individual, unique, or nonconforming. Deefs are usually marked by black clothing, tight clothing, dickie pants cut into shorts, converse shoes, and/or patches on one's backpack.
2. One who claims themselves to be different, individual, unique, or nonconforming. Deefs are usually marked by black clothing, tight clothing, dickie pants cut into shorts, converse shoes, and/or patches on one's backpack.
All of those deef kids sit on the hill with the patches on their backpack and dickie cut off shorts.