ded

When someone does or says something hella funny.

Girl 1: Yo how long was that stick thing again??
Girl 2: Oh my god I'm Ded
Girl 1: Seriously how long was it??
Girl 2: I don't know... Did it fit where it's suppose to go??
Girl 1: Yo your stupid
Girl 1: Thanks I really appreciate it.

by dxddy_bxtch April 20, 2017

DED

Drunk erectile dysfunction
when your so drunk you can't even get a boner, no matter how turned on you are.

Guy#1- yo i heard u hooked up new years
Guy#2- ya dude but i had DED
Guy#1- awhhh thats shit bro was it awkward
Guy#2- Yesss :\

by parrotta94 January 6, 2011

Ded

Word used when u see someone so hot u die, or can also be used as a lit word for death.

"Jungkook's so hot...I'm ded!"

by ToodlesFW November 28, 2016

ded

ded means your dead but not litterally

im so fuckin ded

by BBBBBIIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH February 24, 2019

Ded

When someone got messed up in a hilarious way

That dude is ded is gone now ha ha!

by Cheif Charmander May 25, 2017

Ded

You are so shook to the core that you don’t have time to put the a in “dead”

That meme has me ded.

by The comedian Emily November 17, 2017

Ded

Short for dedicator, a person who's life revolves around one particular thing, also known as dedication. The word is mainly directed towards "hardcore gamers".

Wow, I went into GameStop, everyone there was a major ded.

by xXxL3g1txXxQu1ckSc0pezzxXx November 30, 2011