December 1

the day all guys are excited for

person 1: "i can't wait for December 1"

person 2: "why?"

person 1: "because it all cums out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

by -0w0- November 18, 2019

December 1

People born in December have a big open heart but can be very stubborn when needed. They are gorgeous and are bound to have a boyfriend/girlfriend. You are lucky to know a December 1 person.

Person 1: Did you know her birthday is on December 1.
Person 2: Yes , of course, look at her.

by Help oh no December 16, 2019

December 1

National Walk Your Pet to A Starbucks and Invite them for a Pupicino

Me and Mike are going to starbucks tomorrow because it’s December 1

by Nationalgeographicluis October 27, 2019

December 1

National End of No Nut November, more commonly known as NENNN. It marks the end of the month where you cannot nut and you can finally ejaculate to your heart’s content.

Guy 1: It’s December 1! No Nut November has finally ended!

Guy 2: I can finally fuck my girlfriend again! Have I introduced you to her yet? Her name’s Righty. Shhhh though, I’m cheating on her with her twin sister Lefty.

Guy 1: Fuck man-

by liamwh November 02, 2019

December 1

It’s the time we’re you lay in bed all’s ya and watch Tik tok because that’s probably what you do anyway

Mum: Lacey please get up for school now

Lacey: step up brat today is December 1st and I can lay in

Mum: ok love you

by Panda9178 November 08, 2019

December 1

National squeeze that ass day. You can go up to your girlfriends, friends. Not cousins or family that weird. But anyone else. NOBODY IS SAFE NOW(except family)

Boy:*squeezes friends ass
Girl:wtf

Boy:it’s cool it’s December 1st

Girl:damn well I guess today’s your lucky day

by Mrdoodoo.face December 01, 2019

December 1

Today is the day where you HAVE to give a bunch of hugs to your Gf/Bf/Crush

Y/N:Hugs ???
???:Umm thanks
Couple minutes later
Y/N:Hugs ??? Again
???:Okay
REPEAT A COUPLE TIMES
???:What's going on?!
Y/N:It's December 1st.

by Cheesy ChiChi November 27, 2019