decafitate

The sudden urge to poo that is instigated by the consumption of coffee or other caffeine based products.

Ie: to caffeinate oneself and then immediately deficate. Decafitate.

This morning, I drank a double espresso, then I decafitated.

by Trumpleton Parpsworth November 28, 2013

decaffeinated prostitution

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.

"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”

by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018

Decapitated

Being shot never was anyone's idea of a good time, but at least most people who got shot still have a head afterwards.

The guy wasn't in good shape after getting shot, but look at what happened to the guy that got decapitated. He had a bad night.

by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021

Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.

I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

by NickLightning March 25, 2023

decaffeinated

hardest line from 2008 masterpiece 'killer bean'

"decaffeinated"

by understoodabit October 24, 2023

decapitated baby

A wholely fabricated lie that has spread around so fast with no way of the public to verify its truth.

His claim of the attrocity committed turns out to be just a decapitated baby. It was purely made up but that doesn't stop the mainstream news outlets from spreading it.

by watermelonpal October 29, 2023

decapitated orgasms

when you and your girl are doing the 'do' but she's thinking about another guy while yall doing it / her moans aren't for you, hence "decapitated orgasms". or the song that Five Deez made.

Yo, me and my girl was doing it right? And I think she was pulling some decapitated orgasms.

by tensa.ii January 5, 2024