Brown Dazzler

The act of deficating on another person's anus/vagina/eyes/mouth and then pouring glitter on it for decoration. This can cause 'decorated' faeces for many months, as glitter cannot be digested.

"Our sex life has got so boring recently so we tried a Brown Dazzler last night and I really was dazzled!"

by glittermunch March 15, 2009

Brazillian Dazzler

A Brazillian wax job that is then enhanced by having many cheap jewels, such as cubic zirconia, glued around the landing strip.

Britney's Brazillian Dazzler was so bright, I had put put my shades on when she dropped her panties!

by Ratskrad January 23, 2011

bobby dazzler

a real tasty geezer
someone who you'd be proud to accompany to the local drinking establishment for a few sweet sherries.

'ere, that Mike's a proper Bobby Dazzler - have you seen his suit , must have cost 'im a few quid!

by missjilly May 13, 2005

Tatty Dazzler

A harsh, raucous sounding release of flatulence unique to individuals suffering from advanced hemorrhoids

"Eh Wilson, did the bilge-gas balloons burst again last night?"
"No that were Midshipman Pettigrew, firing off a right "Tatty Dazzler".
He'll be wanting some unguent for that.
Sounds like his barnacles have turned into goose-neck barnacles!"

by Blub Maestro March 8, 2021

bobby dazzler

A shot of semen to the head of an unexpecting/passed out individual. The following morning the hair and jizzum create a prism like rainbow called a Bobby Dazzler.

Oh sweet Jesus I was given a Bobby Dazzler in the evening

by O boy it's E May 12, 2007

bobby dazzler

A fart that is raspy and tickles the anus when released.

"My dear, that was a bobby dazzler of a fart."
OR
"Wow, that was a wet bobby dazzler!"

by Jordan January 4, 2004

bobby dazzlers

The shitty pair of shoes that your one nerdy friend always wore back in the days of High School.

Friend: Aight Melvin, look at those bobby dazzlers! Where'd you get 'em from?
Nerdy lad: Shoezone for a tenner.

by Worrying Anal Seepage November 24, 2014