dazzle kazzle mofo sazzle

wanna be mother fuckin bitch!

you fuckin dazzle kazzle mofo sazzle!

by bob shnooer April 23, 2005

Dazzle Cheeks

when he accidentally squirts on her butt cheeks making them glisten and dazzle like the thousands of stars up in the sky.

baby let me take you out someplace nice tonight. real nice. and if you behave i’ll give you dazzle cheeks when we get home.

by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021

Dazzle Blasted

When you release on a woman’s face and then throw a pocket of glitter onto their face

“So last night, I dazzle blasted”

by RazzleBlasted September 14, 2025

kazzle dazzle

nickname for Kaz Brekker, one of the main protagonists in six of crows

"who is that"
"kaz brekker"
"you idiot it's kazzle dazzle"

by intrxpide July 8, 2021

Sprazzle Dazzle

The act of exposing one's penis at a party or event (preferably a large one (referring to the penis or the event or both)) and shooting jizz EVERYWHERE. Thus spraying and dazzling everyone at the event or party.

The following is Jake's account of a sprazzle dazzle:

Jake: This party really blows.

Timothy: Very true. Here, imma try to save it. (Hops on stage and whips it out.)

Jake: ...the fuck??? OH! AHH!

(A cannon shot is heard and jizz flies everywhere)

Audience: AHH! EEWW! OHHH! (Moans and groans)

Jake: Well that's the end of this suit...

Random girl: That was dazzling!

by Sex Monkey Tree October 12, 2009

pube dazzle

Placing ones pubes into someone's phone cover so they stick out and tickle their face when they answer their phone.

I totally pube dazzled Jenn's phone last night after she wouldn't let me feltch her. She didn't know what a pube dazzle was and I said, "but you know what feltching is?"

by pubetastic July 13, 2009

dizzle dazzle party snazzle

going to a party getting extremly wasted and then unwittingly finding yourself on youtube the next day after having made a complete arse of yourself.

yeh i went to a great dizzle dazzle party snazzle last night except firstly i went to the wrong house sat in the wrong garden got drunk in the garden nearly got beaten up by the home owner then found correct house got high on drugs and got secretly captured on cam talking crap and put on you tube yeh great party though man.

by addynmaddy June 22, 2009