damp squib

A type of firework (squib) that has become wet (damp). Basically, a dissapointment.

Well that was a real damp squib!, I'm going to go home now and cry! MUUAAHHHH!!!

by Will February 7, 2004

Dampass

The way a man/woman sits on a damp car seat and continues their day knowing they have a moist ass.

OOhhhhh mannnnnn!!!! Ive got a dampass chicken in the oven

by SmallButAMassiveArsehole May 14, 2018

Daymap

daymap is what you use at school. It is completely unreliable and stupid and shouldn't even exist because students are losing brain cells (if they have any) using this piece of junk!

"Yo did you check Daymap last night?"
"Buddy stop using that it's a load of crap!"

by a very sad middle-aged man July 30, 2020

Dampir

Dampir is a term used for the offspring of a vampire and a human. A half vampire/half human hybrid.

Rayne, from the BloodRayne games, is a Dampir

by EmeraldHeiress February 23, 2009

damp yoke

used in dublin to describe a slut or a girl who craves sex a lot

I got me hole off that damp yoke in finglas last night

or

Cmon we go spinning and try and get a few damp yokes

by Midger December 25, 2007

dayported

A word for when the video media management system Dayport (owned by Entriq, formerly known as Irdeto) fails to perform adequately. This can include behavior such as,but not limited to:

-Crashes
-Data Loss
-Encoding Errors
-UI Glitches Or Omissions
-Process Hangups
-Incompatability With Common Browsers

"Hang on, let me log back in. I just got Dayported."

by WebNewsMan December 21, 2009

damp pussy

When the pussy isn't super wet nor super dry. It's dank like a musty river.

Damn dude, that girl's pussy was perfect. Not too wet, not too dry. She's got a damp pussy.

by Dampbasement June 7, 2016