Jack Daniels

Hard liqour made in Tennesee and sold throughout the world. Known for its awesome taste and supreme alcohol content. Also gets girls naked ALOT easier.

I drank a whole bottle of jack daniels and died after fucking that slutty chick.

by Eric January 7, 2005

jack daniels

The only friend a sad person can get, a drink to consume alone when you need to breakdown in tears, expectably the whole bottle instead of an only glass.

Sad man: Jack, you really are my only and last friend... *sigh*
Jack Daniels: Come here I'll hug you! You can cry on my shoulder. Yes, that's it! Here you go!

by Frank bonestorm October 3, 2005

DaVaris Daniels

the most incredible varsity football player to ever set foot on earth. he is known to be an angel sent from above.

person 1: Dude! Did you watch the game last night?

person 2: Yeah dude DaVaris Daniels scored like 4 touchdowns!

by the dawg...toot! September 10, 2010

Jack Daniels

A non-topical medicine that can heal many external injuries. Best results are given when ingested through the mouth.

"You got pretty beaten up last night. I just got this medicine from a good fellow named Dr. Daniels, although his friends call him Jack."

"Excellent, Jack Daniels. Bottoms up"

by Gran Torino July 25, 2009

danielsdoritos

❥ danielsdoritos is a fan-account for the popular boy band wdw or why don't we.
❥ she makes edits for the boys and I enjoy when she posts her edits.

"friend': who is your favourite fan- account
'Me': my favourite fan-account is @danielsdoritos

by lorendoritos October 18, 2018

Yack Daniels

To vomit as a result of drinking too much whiskey.

"Dude, I don't feel so good, I think I'm going to Yack Daniels."

by boolgoblin June 19, 2017

godfrey daniels

W. C. Fields would say this instead of GDamn. It was usually uttered in disgust in a mumbling fashion.

Godfrey Daniels, Mother of Pearl!

by GonzoJhawk May 17, 2018