Dahmer-nated

To "dominate" someone. Jeffery Dahmer style

"Dude i fuckin dahmer-nated that annoying dog yesterday"
"hell yeah!"
"yea this time i used a butterfly knife"

by Dahmer666 April 26, 2010

Dahmer Condom

To kill a man, gut him, slide his intestines over your dick, and have sexual intercourse with his wife.

Bro, I totally gave your mom the Dahmer Condom last night.

by Lou_Brickent IV of the Shire June 7, 2011

Dahmer Bag

Any extremely over-stuffed black garbage bag. Generally found in a home kitchen as family members sequentially avoid taking the garbage out by double-stuffing the present bag to the point it can barely be closed.

Inspired by images of numerous Forensic Officers exiting Serial Killer Jeffery Dahmer’s apartment with bulging black bags full of body parts.

(noun): “That Dahmer Bag is about ready to blow…., but I think this Pizza Box will still fit”

(verb): “Hey man, don’t Dahmer that bag just take it out”

by felhazcal September 25, 2012

Jeffrey Dahmer

A crazy person

"Man, that Jeffrey Dahmer sexually abused and murdered (not necessarilly in that order) 17 young men and boys. He's a crazy person."

by michaelftm2 October 30, 2008

van dammed

to be roundhouse kicked in the face by someone who sports a wicked mullet

that dude got van dammed

by luvaas brad December 19, 2008

Dahmer Glasses

Wire framed glasses in the shape of Venetian blind sunglasses, but with horribly tinted lenses. Made famous by serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer.

Not going to lie, Sophia is really pretty but those damn Dahmer Glasses she's rocking need to go! They aren't attractive.

by Cool James and Black Teacher May 27, 2018

Dahmer

The inability to pick up girls at a bar alone...without a wingman. Stems from serial killer, Jeff Dahmer, who stalked, killed, and eventually ate his victims.

Telephone conversation: "Dude, let's head to Max's Lounge...what? You better come, bitch, I can't go Dahmer."

by Free Savage October 10, 2005