Oi daftie

Scottish slang for "Hello", but only used for people you're pals with

Scottish Guy 1:"Oi daftie"
Scottish Guy 2:"Whit bawbag"

by Finlavia November 1, 2023

Dafty Crafty

Pretending to be stupid and incompetent so that no one ever asks you to do a particular task

I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!

by trylobyte February 1, 2023