Dafties

Not to be confused with a group of foolish individuals, Dafties are the Manchester-based music duo recognized for terrible alt pop music

Person A: "Did you go to the Dafties gig last night?"
Person B: "No, why would I put myself through that?"

by John Mcgrellis October 26, 2025

Dafty Crafty

Pretending to be stupid and incompetent so that no one ever asks you to do a particular task

I dont know if Dave is actually stupid, or just being dafty crafty -he told me he didnt know how to open a tin of beans and I ended up cooking the breakfast!

by trylobyte February 1, 2023