doobies

A word to express a bad situation. Similar to "shit" or "this sucks." Can be shortened to "doobs."

Friend 1: Sorry man, I can't hang out tonight.
Friend 2: Doobies. Maybe another time.

by frotacular December 15, 2011

Alabama Doobieshmargle

When you fuck a black guy in the ass using a blunt covered with splooge, and shit comes out of the guy's ass onto the blunt.

"Did you hear about Cletus? He had an Alabama Doobieshmargle last night! It rocked!"

by Forton Smork June 16, 2023

Kadoobies

The little shreds of paper left behind when you tear out paper from a spiral notebook

You got kadoobies all over my desk!

by RandomPenguins April 17, 2010

Doobiest

(doob-ee-is-t)

Basically someone who doesn't talk in calls except for the occasional

"yes, laughter, or hi."

Also is usually gay, and likes big furry dicks.

Hey you gonna talk or be a doobiest today.

by approvedOcelot June 8, 2021

Doobies

A female dog's mammaries.

Dude, check out the doobies on that bitch!

by tenaciousbibi February 21, 2010

Kadoobies

little shreds of paper left over when you rip paper out of a spiral notebook

Me: "I just ripped my notebook in half"
Teacher: "Aw man, look at all the kadoobies on my floor"

by Jaquelinnnnnneyo April 16, 2010

Kadoobies

The edge of the paper left over when ripping out paper from a spiral notebook.

Frank "I hate these kadoobies they make my notebook look stupid"

by kirsed April 16, 2010