DAWDLEWANKER

Somebody who consistently drives at 24-25 mile per hour in a 30mph zone.

That dawdlewanker is going so slowly.

by Dr AGDH January 6, 2019

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Damolitize

Another way of saying You want to Destroy something!

I’m going to damolitize you in this game of checkers!

by L bug August 30, 2020

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As a wise man once said, ¨what the fuck are we doing here¨! That man was a baby whitch was me. later on in life when I Was five I was about to go for a job interview at a toy monster truck insurance registry. I was prepared as always but when I was walking to my Toyota Crayola that was in the driveway when I realised my car was stolen by Lemmy. He had left a note written in crayola that read ha ha you stupid toddler I have stolen your car. This was when I fell to my knees and shouted into the sky ¨TO THE MOOOOON¨!!!! So I wet my pants and cried myself to sleep that night. The next morning I had realised I forgot the interview, I had about 217 messages on the answering crayon. ¨I guess I didn't hear them over the sound of my stolen cars engine in my bedroom. So I did the best I could to get ready to march to the Monster truck insurance registry and I decided to take the car there. When I drove in I was greeted by a very stupid looking man in the mirror of my stolen car, It was me! I had forgotten to wipe my tears and change my multilayered pull ups. But Ill have you know that wasn't going to stop me from getting the job at the, the... Therapy session??? so apparently I am a 68 year old insane lunatic who was riding on crayons wearing diapers and eating crayons. Anyways the the therapist was this guy named Carter Dewolfe, so there's the definition, a guy who helps 68 year old insane people.

A Dewolfe is a good therapist!

by Costco Crayons November 18, 2020

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danoland

Danoland is a violent gang located in Michigan and parts of Wisconsin. A typical Danoland gang member will be wearing leather pants and a lime green tea-shirt. Danoland is known for their famous phrase “Screw the Free world!” Watch out for these ice-cold bullies.

Watch out for Danoland gang members, sometimes they don’t use protection during intercourse.

by David Noland October 11, 2006

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dawdle

move slowly or take up time

i cant dawdle over my coffee much longer

by seenboo December 26, 2015

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Darwolf

Darwolf is the complete trouncing of an opponent in a real or virtual realm.

Last night playing modern warfare 2 I walked over a claymore a got totally darwolfed.

Last Saturday at the bar 6 guys totally darwolfed me in the alley.

by Turbogoat November 6, 2010

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