BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder 

Psychological disorder that develops sometime after puberty, just as full maturity is about to be reached. This disorder appears when everything and everybody you found cool as a teenager suddenly starts looking really lame, unoriginal, boring, douchy and most of all, shitty. People who suffer from it (a very small percentage of the population, as the vast majority keep on loving all this mediocrity well into their last days...) are not afraid to call people around them on their bullshit, and sometimes do so to the point of alienating themselves; therefore developing a very strong, independent, supreme-asshole personality (although some of them hate themselves for liking such utter crap at some early point of their lives).

- "Baby, let's go watch that new Gerard Butler movie, it looks funny..."
- "What?!?? I'd rather slit my penis' vein with a rusty bottle cap than having to sit through that piece of movie-making rape!!!! Call one of your douchy girlfriends..."
- "I see, your BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder is acting up again. Better yet! Who the hell wants to sit in a dark theater next to your grouchy ass??..."

BACA (Being a Cynical Asshole) Disorder by iransan August 3, 2011

cynical romantic 

Someone who thinks loves is a really nice thing and a great ideal, but believes that it is something that will realistically never happen for them.

"John really enjoys being around Erika, but he won't ask her out because he's convinced himself that any relationship would inevitably crash and burn. He's such a cynical romantic."

cynical romantic by alaricut October 27, 2008

cynic

An idealist whose rose-colored glasses have been removed, snapped in two and stomped into the ground, immediately improving his vision.

Authority figures and the Government only tell you what to do because they want to help

Cynic's translation: They tell you what to do and how to do it because they, like everyones eles, want power and control.

cynic by adammmm June 28, 2007

cynical

A man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.

Cynical person: "People always smile in front of a camera"

cynical by Dagon4 August 20, 2013

cynical optimist 

A cynical optimist rejects the position that 'realism' is the only alternative to the extremes of pessimism and optimism. Instead, cynical optimism emphasizes that a reality can be sustained through a blending of the extremes. Indeed, cynical optimists would argue that the blending best describes the "reality" that "realists" have thus far failed to suitably articulate.

A: So, from a cynical optimists point of view - what IS the meaning of life?
B: We're all going to die. And many of us will die slowly and painfully. Then again, we're probably not going to die today. More importantly, MOST of our days, we're going to live; and only on one of them will we die. That's ... not such a bad deal. And, even if WERE a bad deal, it's the only deal in town. So, I'd make the most of the mundane while you still can.
A: How does that significantly differentiate you from existentialists?
B: Dude! Because I'm submitting to Urban Dictionary, not Cambridge University Press.

cynical optimist by AKA GG March 28, 2022

Cynia 

Outgoing, motivational, but insecure person ... Has huge trust issues but still manages to live life like she ain't never been hurt. Very understanding and inspiring in precis situations but can sometimes get distracted and drift off topic. She is a down to earth sweet girl until you hit her bad side. She is also a very loving person and especially loyal. Plus she always keeps the crowd entertained and laughing so basically never a dull moment with her... Overall a well rounded kind hearted but sometimes indecisive person.

Damn I love that girl she a real cynia.

Cynia by Sissygetdatmulah March 13, 2017

cynic

(n) (1) A person who doubts the sincerity of motives.
(2) A word commonly misdefined by pessimists who think they are cynics.

The cynic defines "lifegiving water" as "what fish fuck in".

cynic by WJ Andrews March 26, 2004