compustore

Best damn computer store ever! Found in the northern hemisphere. Also found on the internet at www.CompuStore.com

CompuStore.com "Not CompUSA", "TigerDirect" and definately not Circuit City. Where the likes of NASA and Geeks from Tech TV find ASUS and other great computer hardware and wireless networking items.

by Dave July 8, 2004

compusex

An older alternative to the word "cybersex."

"omg i wans 2 compusex00rs"

by Arrow September 15, 2003

crompus

Anti Santa Claus who instead of giving presents he beats the little children to a bloody pulp

Be good kids else Crompus is gonna beat chur ass

by MASTETSHITOES January 24, 2016

Cwompess

God in physical form. Also known as Cooper A. Walton

Holy cannoli there goes Cooper Walton! That's no walton, that's Cwompess!!!

by lil bigdick March 21, 2017

Compuslut

Someone who uses any and all computers with little or no protection.

A person who feels a constant need to touch strangers' hard drives.

Zach is such a dirty compuslut. He never cleans his hard drive.

by Mybolognahasafirstname March 27, 2017

compusa

(n.) someone AND anyone who eats 'compota' (Gerber baby food) out of dirty vaginas

Special Note: Derived from CompUSA, it sounds really offensive in Cuban Spanish. And basically everything in Cuban slang sounds offensive.

Fulanito X: "Meng, I love me some compota."

Fulanita Y: "I bet you like dirty vaginas, too."

Fulanito X: "Ey, meng, punami is pumani."

Fulanita Y: "Wow, you're such a compusa."

Fulanita Z: "Hey! My vagina is clean!"

by Estoy de madre! June 12, 2009

chompus

The person on the ball-receiving end of a teabag from a whompus.

See Whompus to get a better viewpoint.

HOLY FUCK!!! Yesterday that whompus turned me into a chompus while I was asleep!!!

by John Bolinshey May 6, 2008