Cuzphobia

or (Cousinphobia)

A rare mutation of Mephobia (Fear of becoming so awesome that the human race can't handle it and everybody dies.), where the phobia appears in two or more first cousins almost simultaneously.

Cure - There is none.

Cousin1: "Cousin, we have a problem. I have just diagnosed myself with Cuzphobia and you're the nearest cousin which means..."
Cousin2: "NO! Now we'll never find someone as awesome as us!"

by Original_cousin October 24, 2012

cuzpatable

Compatible with one's cousin.
Deeply involved relations from cousin to cousin.

Shandra and Fredrickson are extremely cuzpatable.

by Whore-able_&_Adorable December 6, 2019

Cumophobic

The intense feeling to cover all your body parts and your ears whenever you see or hear Chris or Andrew CUMO

I didn’t realize that watching CNN made them so CUMOPHOBIC.

by Rngemup April 11, 2021

Cumopoly

The official act of playing monopoly while having sex.Each go around the bored is either a cream pie or a blow job.What ever you do, do not land in jail…if you do, make sure to grab some water.

Me and my girlfriend played cumopoly all last night and I had big mess to clean up when I woke up from the dream.

by ChunkyCheese05 October 6, 2021

Cutopia

An imaginary place where all the cutest chicks came from.

Sam: Hello Sarah, thanks for the add. How's your day?
Sarah: Hi handsome, I'm fine.
Sam: So... where are you from?
Sarah: Oh I'm from Sydney, Australia, where all the Koalas live ^^
Sam: Haha, really? You don't look like your are from there...
Sarah: How come?
Sam: Because you are soooooo cute from the photo, I thought you are from Cutopia :P
Sarah: *shy*

by gadgetfish July 17, 2009

cuznoped

falling on face due to haveing sex withh beautiful spanish women

Jim cuznoped after his night with Isabella.

by jim May 31, 2003

cuzip

An old friend who used to be cool, but now is a toal ass hole.

Dude remeber that old friend I had.

Yeah...

He's a total cuzip.

by boredkidonlie63 May 4, 2010