Cuteness

Being too cute to fucking function!

My wifie Emi is oozing with cuteness!

My wifie's cuteness overpowers your wifies cuteness!

My wifie has cuteness overload.

by Momizzle December 30, 2011

Cuteness

An awesome pony named Wild Fire.

Best pone Wild Fire is cuteness~ She's so cutesy wootsy!

by Colgate Prawn October 16, 2013

cuteness squared

The ultimate cuteness factor. Top of the heap.

The puppy photograph is cuteness squared.

by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012

cuteness frustration

The experience of, well, being frustrated over seeing a cute event, picture or video. The expression of cuteness frustration can vary from giggles, aww-ing, grunting, groaning, kicking, writhing and pretty much any action, noise or movement after seeing a cute "thing" (again, usually in the form of an event, picture or video).

"Hey, did you see that cute cat video i sent you"
"YES! OH MY GOD! That cat was so freaking cute! I was just, like, GRRRAAAA, UUUUGGHHHHHH!! IT WAS SO GOD DAMN CUTE!!!!"
"Jeez, you definitely have an acute case of cuteness frustration"

by I'm definitely not batman July 19, 2013

Cuteness order

#1 panda
#2 cat
#3 puppies
#4 red panda
#5 snakes
#6 other cute animals

cuteness order is never wrong

by mona panda (asthma) May 4, 2021

The cuteness

Slang for the sexually transmitted disease Syphilis. Named ironically.

'The cuteness' is/was a phrase often used when describing things of incredibly, unbearably cute nature.

Yo Ray, the next time you bring a girl back to your place, make sure to use protection. You don't wanna get the cuteness.

by jefficient January 27, 2013

cuteness

Lauren Tracy 4'10" 80lbs of pure cuteness
i dont think it could get any cuter

Did you see LT today? god shes such cuteness.

by Andrew January 5, 2005