Some of the time, they can be very nice. Most of the time, unfortunately, they are pieces of shit that want you to bend the rules just for them. If they complain to your boss, don't bother telling your side of the story because you just can't win.
by Adrian December 08, 2007
A person who is unable to troubleshoot. They generally lack in both motivation and ability, making them unable to solve their own problems. Combined with the unreasonable expectation that "Things should just work!", this make it very unpleasant to interact with them.
by n0netrickpony December 09, 2019
A phrase used to describe something unique or something that is only yours/one of a kind/can be used to describe yourself or others.
“I love your top where did you get it”
“Oh girl that’s custom”
*sees something out of the ordinary* “wow that’s custom”
“Oh girl that’s custom”
*sees something out of the ordinary* “wow that’s custom”
by grapesleaf August 05, 2020
When someone comes out looking all fresh in their gear: "You look custom".
When someone buys new furniture and stages up their living room: "Wow, that looks custom."
When your girl comes out with her new purse and clothes: "You look custom, girl."
When a photo of your feet for social media looks fantastic" Dang, those feet are fully customized."
When someone buys new furniture and stages up their living room: "Wow, that looks custom."
When your girl comes out with her new purse and clothes: "You look custom, girl."
When a photo of your feet for social media looks fantastic" Dang, those feet are fully customized."
by Guapo Neilino May 18, 2019
by zachnnn March 21, 2007
"customer"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"
by Anonymous October 13, 2003
noun:
1. a respected client or patron that financially supports an establishment by using their services or purchasing their merchandise.
2. (in some stores) A common criminal that must be watched, video taped, herded through electronic detection devices like cattle and have their purchases riffled through & checked against the receipt by friskers at the exit of the store.
1. a respected client or patron that financially supports an establishment by using their services or purchasing their merchandise.
2. (in some stores) A common criminal that must be watched, video taped, herded through electronic detection devices like cattle and have their purchases riffled through & checked against the receipt by friskers at the exit of the store.
Store owner 1: "My customers are the most valued asset of my business. I'll not have them disturbed or badgered in any way."
Store boner 2: "Customer is just another word for an undetected criminal. If I had my way, I'd have the customers turn out their pockets before they leave, and have their purses, strollers and everything searched as well. In fact, that's what I'm working towards. Slowly, I remove one respectful treatment after another, until I am finally strip searching the customers as they leave. It's similar to the gradual way the Hitler removed the rights of the Jews prior to the holocaust, one by one. After a while, they will expect to be treated as the criminals that I'm sure the lot of them are, and will even defend my right to do it. And the best part is, the cost of all this added security won't increase the prices, because when I increase the security, I'll just decrease the customer service to compensate."
Store boner 2: "Customer is just another word for an undetected criminal. If I had my way, I'd have the customers turn out their pockets before they leave, and have their purses, strollers and everything searched as well. In fact, that's what I'm working towards. Slowly, I remove one respectful treatment after another, until I am finally strip searching the customers as they leave. It's similar to the gradual way the Hitler removed the rights of the Jews prior to the holocaust, one by one. After a while, they will expect to be treated as the criminals that I'm sure the lot of them are, and will even defend my right to do it. And the best part is, the cost of all this added security won't increase the prices, because when I increase the security, I'll just decrease the customer service to compensate."
by shankus December 01, 2004