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Curb

Someone who is very bad and uncomfortable with females. They can never seem to pull the trigger or make a move. They never win in anything. Curb’s never rue anything. Typically they also are extremely bad at academics. Also, a Curb is will typically never finish food. Basically an all around bum.
Friend: “Hey you Curb how about you clean your room.”
Curb: “Wellll, clean this.”
by curbthiscurbthat June 19, 2019
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curb

To Dump or put out a boy/girl friend like trash
" Last week I had to curb Layla cause she was being a dumbass"
by LeiLei Chan May 13, 2008
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To the curb

I don't wanna go see that movie, I heard it was to the curb.
by Robrandt May 24, 2006
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curb

short for "curb your enthusiasm", the brilliant HBO comedy series starring larry david
yo put on HBO, curb is on
by harry shoulderman December 28, 2005
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Curb

Curbed to put someone down onto the curb or street,

To smash someone face on a hard strate thin surface (curb)
''I swear I will curb you if you keep talking crap.''
by 2TK February 8, 2008
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Curb

To punch someone so hard they are knocked out and hit their head on the curb
"Jon said he was going to curb Benny, but then Benny curbed Jon. It was awesome. They had to call the ambulance. One of the greatest fights I've ever seen."
by AowwwCHUCKS December 9, 2012
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Curb

To give curb is to perform top-notch, exquisite felatio, specifically in adventurous locale, ie 'on a curb', any given porch, in a fraternity bathroom, on a white plastic chair in a cemented basement, in 1800 Chem, or on the bleachers during a school assembly.

The word 'curb' is not necessarily interchangeable with other terms associated with 'giving head'. Curb is a step up, per say, from your typical felatio session (a couple dips deep down the throat, lots of tip sucking, some ball fondling and shaft stroking).

Curb is, more or less, a form of art.

Giving/receiving curb entails 6 or more of the following :

a BBC (big black cock, or any given african male worthy of receiving such an act);
deep throating for extended periods of time to the point of tears, the ripping of the epiglottis, and/or suffocation;
regurgitation of any previously consumed meal;
complete numbness of the lips (preferably DSLs), tongue, and jaw muscles;
wet, slippery suction-release sounds;
finger in asshole;
licking of the taint;
entire ballsack in mouth, with light suckling/tug;
eye fucking during the act;
using tongue more often than a frog does catching its prey;
and animalistic vocalization of sexual pleasure by the GIVER.

completely necessary in any act of felatio, especially curb: copious amounts of saliva, and a minimum qualifying cock size of 7.5 inches long (while hard) by 1.5 inches wide.
I was at this party, dancing with this bbc and enjoying my buzz, and next thing I know, I'm outside on the bumper of this car giving curb!

'give me that becky'...
by mizzbecky September 21, 2010
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