MC Cuntwaggon

A shitty "musician"

Have you heard of MC Cuntwaggon? Good.

by Annon7407 July 8, 2018

CUNTWAFFLE

A derogatory term used to describe a male or female displaying traits of both a:
cunt; demanding, hyper critical, arrogant, ignorant
and pussy; weak, indecisive, fearful, parasitic, needy

Wow, I can't believe what a CUNTWAFFLE that guy was. He just kept insisting he was hung like a porn star, finally I was so annoyed I told him to whip it out. Then he just got up and walked away like a beaten puppy.

by embrionik November 20, 2014

Cuntwaffle

One (cunty indivitual) who is talented in the field of retaining a topping such as syrup, jelly, or butter.

"Cuntiness is measured by the efficiency with which one can retain syrup. You, Madame, are a waffle."

"Merry Christmas, cuntwaffle!"

by I demand pie November 16, 2014

cuntraggle

a mixture of a cuntrag and a bagel. No real definition, just incredibly funny to sayand get the othe person very confusedon what you just called them.
NOTE: must be said with zee rolling of zee "Rs" lolz jk

ex1: "shit shit kendall you stole zose pics from my photobucket, you are a cuntraggle!"

ex2: "your such a cuntraggle Alex"
Alex:"lmfaoo that is a funny word jerray"

by Kendall Rae Coughlin February 12, 2008

cuntwaffle

someone who is such a cunt, their a whole cuntwaffle. (a cuntwaffle don't need to be a boy)

Man, my teacher is such a cuntwaffle.

by ShandaAwesome April 6, 2017

Cuntboggled

When you are having sex with a woman, you think you are in her vagina, but in all reality you have slipped into her ass. They key thing is that she doesn't mind, and you don't notice until it is over.

I was nailing this chick and blew my load. When I pulled out i was all brown and it was smelly. I got completely cuntboggled.

by Juanito Bandito October 23, 2007

Cuntwaffle

A stupid,slutty female who lies and steals

Aj is such a cuntwaffle she stole my dildo.

by sure dickfritter May 20, 2017