Cuntley

Cuntley is a an uptight cunt that brags about working at a library. She thinks that she is the best singer in the choir, but everyone always laughs at her when she tries out for a solo. She loves to wear hideous skirts that don't match her shirts, and half of the time she looks like a man. Her hobbies include reading, eating, putting away books, and hating on Miley Cyrus. She goes on and on about how Miley has no talent, when the truth is that even though Miley sucks she has a billion times more talent than Cuntley. Oh and also she has her keys attatched at her hip and there is a little bottle of hand sanitizer connected to it.

Gaga: Oh my gosh Cuntley, put the books down! You read enough!

Cuntley: Shut up Gaga! I am better than you at everything, and I am the coolest person alive because I work at the library.

Gaga: Oh yes Cuntley, I am definitely jealous. You are the coolest person alive, and I wish I was more manly like you.

by Gaga Fan June 3, 2010

cunteyes

A medical condition, where the eyelids are joined at every corner, appearing instead of eyes but a cunt...

also a derogatry term some use. people who seem to stare without regard for the person being stared at..

"oh my god look at those ugly ass cunteyes"

"hey cunteyes what are you looking at?"

by jahsin April 26, 2006

cunteyes

this word is originated from a person who appears to have not slept for months, thus the eyes take a cunt looking shape.

the best example would be H arry Redknapp.

"look at the state of your cunt eyes (or cunts). you look cream crackered"

by Nicky Nu February 7, 2005

cuntney whorenett

a girl who fell off the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down, 30 or more to be exact

there goes cuntney whorenett banging another guy

by randompig December 26, 2017

Cuntney

A witch from Allentown, via Alquippa. The witch has sex on couches, with her boss, while celebrating her sister’s C-level roles in Lifetime movies. She claims to be from Pittsburgh during hockey and football season, but is from Philadelphia during basketball and baseball season. The witch has a sexual obsession with her brother. The witch has a pig nose that she sticks up at everyone, feeling an air of superiority, but in reality, the witch is the lowest of humans, who allows her family dogs to shit indoors. The witch once tried to fight Laura Warrington. The witch identifies as a human she/her, but is actually an it/that.

Cuntney showed up to the fiesta party, but was so ugly she received a Chi-Chi’s salsa facial.

by Pilotfreight July 2, 2022

cunkey

A sphynx cat, as seen in Austin Powers. They're weirdass lil' critters, which I find particularly similar to small monkeys. So cat + monkey = cunkey. You love it.

"This is a song, for the sad man, the cunkey man, the sad man cunkey."

by Herr Heilster May 30, 2006