1 definition by Pilotfreight
A witch from Allentown, via Alquippa. The witch has sex on couches, with her boss, while celebrating her sister’s C-level roles in Lifetime movies. She claims to be from Pittsburgh during hockey and football season, but is from Philadelphia during basketball and baseball season. The witch has a sexual obsession with her brother. The witch has a pig nose that she sticks up at everyone, feeling an air of superiority, but in reality, the witch is the lowest of humans, who allows her family dogs to shit indoors. The witch once tried to fight Laura Warrington. The witch identifies as a human she/her, but is actually an it/that.
by Pilotfreight July 2, 2022