Cumtivitis

When someone cums, and some get in your eye

You got cum in my eye last night, I might get cumtivitis

by Penis Pleaser October 24, 2019

cuntitis

when ur best friend is a cunt and wont stop being a lil cunt

"my bff has cuntitis for being a cunt for so long"

by dickmunchertwothousand June 2, 2015

Cuntitis

When you're significant other continuously acts like a cunt

Brandon had a severe case of cuntitis since even the sound of his wife's voice seemed to agitate him.

by whyareunvs May 14, 2017

Cuntnivitis

The state of being so full of bitchiness

You have a case of cuntnivitis because you are so damn rude

by TheMighty Star June 13, 2018

Cuntivitus

A CTD (Cunt Transmitted Disease) that is transmitted through being cuntish.

"I fucked ur mom"
"Looks like you've got a case of Cuntivitus"

by Dawgsniffa December 11, 2023

crustivitis

A severe case of mutated vaginitis, where the discharge begins to scab over.

Donna: DAMNIT!!

Phillis: What's the matter?

Donna: MY THINGY ITCHES... AND IT'S THE WRONG COLOR!

Phillis: Uhhhh.... Why don't you try "washing" it??

Donna: NO WAY!@! - IT'LL GET WET! - *sneezes - violently... scab fragment grenades through skirt and embeds in parking lot asphalt.

Phillis: HOLY $#$^ !!! - You've got crustivitis!

by H.A.D.E November 7, 2010

Cuntitis

the swelling nd infection of ur inner vagina skin

"i recently went to the docter to check for cuntitis"

by fagboiiiapplesaucce September 4, 2011