Cuntitude

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin

''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another

by senseofnon December 23, 2010

Cuntstable

Derived from the term 'Constable'. Simply a standard constable with a little, or a lot(in most cases) of cunt in them.

Fuck off cuntstable, i didnt kill the cunt.

by gaucii February 10, 2009

Cuntstable

Police Officer

Evening Cuntstable

by Matty D November 15, 2003

CUNTstable

a police officer who is a spiteful little man. UK slang

"I didn't do nothing wrong CUNTstable"

by Dvar December 28, 2005

Cuntinatae

The collective for a bunch of cunts

I just walked into a bar it seems the cuntinatae are in town

by sunny as fuck September 22, 2015

Cuntica

A place where there is nothing but cunts. Basically then the land of the cunts, nothing special besides everyone hates it

“My mom lives in cuntica so I left”

“Ian just move to cuntica it’s where you belong you cunt”

by Man in the pants August 17, 2018

Cuntstantinople

Capital of Byzantine empire that later got occupied by cunty islamic mothafuckas

Cuntisha is leading a team of archaeologists excavating historic parts of cuntstantinople

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020