cunterrific

adj. Something that is so amazingly terrific that even the average guy would prefer it to sex.

Guy1: "Wow that roller-coaster was super swell!"
Guy2: "Better than sex?"
Guy1: "Yes! It was cunterrific!"

by rk237 April 25, 2006

Cuntificate

To be on one's period/menstruating.

I began to cuntificate yesterday.

by Kimmy DeVrizzle January 17, 2008

Cooterific

An interesting linguistic splice of the words "cooter" and "terrific." It basically means something is pretty awesome.

"Wow, that guy Brett is pretty fucking cooterific" or perhaps "That girl's tits are cooterific!"

by Brett is Cooterific September 6, 2009

Cuntificate

To express oneself in a way considered annoyingly bitchy, self-righteous, excessively malicious and unpleasant.

Damn it Karen, why must you cuntificate to tech support when you can't even remember to plug in your printer?

by SilkSelkie June 8, 2018

cuntriffic

As the cunt is both foul and excellent, so is anything that is cuntriffic.

Wow, this pizza is so greasy but is definetely cuntriffic

by Andrew Fairclough April 28, 2003

cuntification

process of becoming pussy whipped

My friend is undergoing extensive cuntification with his latest girlfriend.

by I believe this is a George Carlinism. May 31, 2003

Cuntification

The process of becoming so gay your dick inverts and turns into a cunt. If cuntification is not stoped the rest of the body is transformed into a vagina.

Bro I think Polo is going through cuntification.

by Cunt-fucker9000 January 8, 2020