concrete stiffy

A very hard erection of lasting duration.

She teased me to extremes, my prime boner was a concrete stiffy!

by little miss perky February 10, 2009

Concrete Donkey

The end-all, be-all of weapons in the Worms games (especially Worms Armageddon and Worms World Party). It's a huge statue of a donkey that falls from the sky and crushes anything and everything beneath it, ripping a big hole through the landscape and causing widespread death and chaos. Especially lethal if Double Damage is in use on that turn.

Shawn would have won if I had not used the Concrete Donkey on her team....

by RatchetBoo October 13, 2003

Cuntimeter

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.

Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"

by DudeA December 7, 2009

Concrete Jungle

Large urban cities. Like a jungle, there is so much going on in large cities and so much depth to tis high rises and train systems underground. Also like jungles cities are loud and alive at night and something is always going on 24/7.

"It was easy to get lost in the concrete jungle of New York city."

by cornersss January 14, 2015

Concrete-meat

The ultimate level of hardness a man can get while being aroused by the most sexiest woman's body.

Girl you got me on concrete-meat right now!

by SouloCutz May 11, 2010

cuntverted

When a woman decides to abstain from sausage and become a vaginatarian, or when a homosexual male sees the light at the end of the tunnel (pun intended) and reverts to penetrating front bums.

'So I went muff diving on my friend Karen yesterday after the Madonna concert and I have to say, it was delightful; I'm cuntverted. Now the bullies can't call me 'Johnny Johnny fat gay twat' anymore, for as of today I am 'Johnny Johnny fat heterosexual twat with fabulous dress sense''

by Anonymous submissions March 9, 2017

Concrete Slab

When your HIGH AS FUCK at Barnhart at the University of Oregon at midnight and you think that a river is a solid piece of concrete...

me: ayo Dalen go do a backflip onto the concrete slab
Dalen: say less

by concrete slab November 2, 2021