cuntling

a small, irritating child with the propensity for being annoyingly fucking loud, getting in the fucking way and generally existing within the parameters of any of one of one's five senses.

Alec: "I hate shopping in Asda. The place is always full of cuntlings."
Gracia: "Aye. Fucking cuntlings...Fucking Tesco as well."

by noahmurney October 12, 2009

Cuntalingus

(Verb) the act of performing oral sex on a very "bitchy" woman.

John, last night I met this woman and she made me go down on her. She kept grabbing my head and telling me how I wasn't doing it right. I hate giving "Cuntalingus".

by kerb-stirer August 10, 2014

cuntilinguist

a person so proficient in eating twat that the women think he is comunicating with the snatch

sally had to call her cuntilinguist because her pussy was clammed up

by timrod April 18, 2008

cunting whore

A hooker with a really bad attitude.

Lynn is a cunting whore.

by doosey24 June 11, 2008

cunting daughter

a daughter who sluts her cunt around..

You know what she did, your cunting daughter?
or
the girl, cunting daughter gets dirty sanchez' every lunch break..

by kazoo and kasoo October 25, 2004

cuntslinger

A slut, whore, or loose woman. A woman who sleeps with anyone.

Rumor is, you're a cuntslinger who would sleep with even the ugliest men.

by SKAlison October 13, 2007

cuntingham

The bitch in your class that doesn't know what a tampon is

Hey you cuntingham shut the fuck up and use a tampax you stupid cunt

by Jigaboo nigger August 1, 2016