cunstipation

The act of a female missing their period.

"Bitch, you got cunstipation?! I'm too young to be a father!"

by Fupa Troopa January 19, 2010

Cuntastic

A slang term that expresses one's enthusiasms for their current situation...with much facetious sarcasm liberally added thereunto.

"My Mom just got killed by a truck while crossing the street?" "Well, what a cuntastic day Im fuckin having..."

by Miss Jessica Cumdumpster May 2, 2021

Cuntastic

A Woman who is cuntier then all cunts.

OMG I hate Jessica Brown, she is so cuntastic!

That bitch in there is so cuntastic.

by IW4444 March 4, 2010

Cuntstipated

(noun) - When a bitch or cunt is out of character by being nice.

Suzie is being really nice, maybe she's changed.

No she didn't she's just cuntstipated.

by DAVnCHAINS December 8, 2010

cuntstick

A device used to block the dripping of your vaginal walls. Can also be used as an insult for someone.

My brother Tyler is a cuntstick. I don't have a pad would you like a cuntstick?

by thealmightyashley May 21, 2006

cuntastic

to be more than fantastic almost to the point of wanting to spooge all over you or someone nearest to you.

damn that bitch is cuntastic.

by dickie September 19, 2003

Cuntastic

Something that is either as wonderful or as disgusting as female genitalia. May have a pejorative or positive connotation depending on context and on the ennunciator's views on female genitals in general.

1. Damn Freddy, you smell cuntasitic, is that the new axe cologne?

2. Damn Freddy, your breath smells cuntastic. You need to brush those things. Ugh.

by i am in your pants November 4, 2009