CumShit

Cum mixed with Shit

I accidentally cummed in her ass and it made CumShit

by RedChicken- ItzOwen#9814 dm me December 29, 2020

Cumsmith

Somebody who smith's Cum.

Evan is a Cumsmith.

Evan enjoys to Smith Cum.

by cracksnow May 3, 2009

Cumshit

The act of dropping a load of logic onto, around, or in the vicinity of the bitchface.

"Would you like cumshit to the face?"

by blondie475 September 18, 2012

Cumquitters

Anytime a man tries to have sex with am extremely gorgeous girl. They leave themselves to cum very quickly and, internally it is because in the last ten seconds they have instantaneously enjoyed sex and then gone so far as to acknowledge, with no further knowledge, that they are not able to "have the girl". They mentally give up by telling themselves that they cannot have the girl. In consequence, extremely pretty girls go to bed at 3pm in the afternoon and sleep excessively through Valentine's Day quitting on every cumming again. It is a full circle notion, leading back to the statement of another popular societal mantra that Pretty Girls do kill, its just in unique ways.

That cumquitter moved to BC to get me out of his head. Well hes blue balls to me then.

Any pretty girl - I think I might have to go back to my ex-boyfriend
Any friend- You can't he was totally abusive in the end.

Any pretty girl - Yeah its been a year I just havent been able to find anyone who can last longer than two minutes. Theyre all cumquitters

Any girl- that guy just ghosted me
Any friend - shit seriously?!?!?!!!!! But you just had a shitty relationship *in the past year
Any girl - Yeah I think Im quitting on cumming ever again. He already cumquit on me, so we'll just cumquit on ourself.

by Allmensuck May 6, 2018

Cumshitter

Noun - Person (usually male) that receives anal sex from another male and allows him to ejaculate in his ass. Then the receiver pushes the semen back out into the cummers face

Jackie was the best cumshitter Bitty ever pumped full of love juice

by CloakMaster June 14, 2018

Cumscuits

Warm Biscuits that are drizzled in man cum.

When someone enjoys having morning protein from a man’s cum, so he serves up some nice warm Biscuits drizzled with his cum. Thus, making them Cumscuits.

Nothing like some good old Cumscuits to add a little protein to your body right before your morning workout.

by Oooo weeee August 31, 2020

cumshitstain

When your best friend has a last name that’s close to cumshitstain but you cannot pronounce his actual last name.

cum-shit-stain: the pronunciation of Ed’s last name.

Cum-shit-stain: verb: when you fart a juicy fart while having an orgasm.

Oh baby, your chili dinner was so good before sex that I had to fart when I came and I think I left a cumshitstain.. oops!

by Clubhouse rules April 14, 2022