Cumping

The act of having more than three naked people stack on top of eachother and have sex.

Im cumping now ill have to call you back.

by J.T. Rita March 20, 2009

Cump

The act of masturbating and taking a dump at the same time. A much lonelier version of the blumpkin.

Don't ever go to the bathroom after Joe has been in there. He's been known to cump in public restrooms.

by Captain Bacon December 18, 2009

Cump

A fat bowel movement made entirely out of all the loads you just took. It’s going to be wet.

I need to use the bathroom ASAP - all those fine Puerto Ricans busted their nut in the boy pussy so I gotta go take a fat cump:

by DuckRuffles July 06, 2023

Cumping

A case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs.

To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin

Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.

Whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round cumping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.

by owiessegs February 19, 2011

Cumping

To use spicy memes to stay relevent

A lot of youtubers are cumping these days

by Wangatang420 September 01, 2016

Cumped

The process of filling a bucket with cum from multiple masturbation sessions and splashing it on the unsuspecting partners face after she opens her mouth at the end phase of a handjob.

"Dude I had to give my girlfriend mouth to mouth resuscitation last night after I cumped on her."

by SaymynameW.W. November 20, 2014

Cump

A well known whore
A female who always takes a load when presented with the opportunity
A cum dumpster

Word derived from cum and dump combing the two giving us Cump
Note: Widely used in and believed to have originated in North Jersey.

That girl is such a whore. What a cump.

by Jersey Filth February 07, 2019