cumpanion

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers

Bill and Ted aren't an item; they're just cumpanions

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

Cumdensation

The scientific process of semen evaporating.

"There is barely any cum in the condom from last night, damn cumdensation"

by B-wake March 31, 2013

Cundango

Spanish word meaning gay or homosexual(see also maricon). These meanings is mostly from Dominican Republic and few people from Puerto Rico. Some people instead of cundango say pajaro

mira cundango del diablo !!

by zxkry December 7, 2003

cumtank

a person, of either male or female persuasion and of either sexual orientations who is said to be, or proven to be, permiscuous in nature.

1 "she is such a cumtank";

2 "he is a cumtank";

3 "whatever cumtank"

by flangeru slutten September 8, 2009

Chitty Chitty Cumandinga

Pronounced; Chi-tee Chi-tee Coo-mon-ding-ah

A mythological creature which can be loosely described as an African leprechaun which is evidently exclusively female, or at least tends to mostly be female. This entity of Uguban folklore is known to be infamously tricky, untrustworthy, of wicked/unkind sentiment and also physically small in proportion (like it's Irish counterparts) as well as hideously ugly. For this reason, the term "Chitty Chitty Cumandinga" is sometimes used to describe an ordinary human female who is unfortunately unattractive.

Cuban transexual nightlife celebrity, runway/photographic model and actor/actress Sophia Lamar is vastly knowledgeable when it comes to the subject of the little known Chitty Chitty Cumandinga, as revealed in Johnny McGovern's bi-weekly "Gay Pimpin" podcast entertainment installment, mentioning there to some degree that this mythological beast of folklore has intentions to cause others harm, perhaps via mystical means and also through such devices as stealing and ordinary trickery.

Sophia Lamar: "My good friend for many year, he say his mother look like Diana Ross, you know, like a Godess...and when I see her...she look like boom boom boom...she look like Chitty Chitty Cumandinga."

Studio Audience: <after bursting into hysterics> "What? What the Hell is a Chitty Chitty Cumandinga?"

Sophia Lamar: "A Chitty Chitty Cumandinga is...an African leprechaun...she tricky, she lie to you and try to do thing like tha."

by Jace Jackson August 25, 2008

Floridian CumAngel

When a Male explodes his semen all over the floor and the partner lays on the floor and makes angels having a similar effect as a snow angel but with semen.

Tootie: Sam, I would love it if you ejaculated all over my floor

Sam: why?

Tootie: I want to make a "Floridian CumAngel".

Sam: sounds like fun may I join you?

Tootie: the more the merrier

by Bootybandit13 December 28, 2013

Cumdart

n. a projectile secretion from the male penis aimed at the receiver's eye(s).

She could not see for a week after that well placed cumdart.

by Hoe Hussla May 12, 2008