someone who is overly addicted to pornography and/or masturbation. the name has been originated and gained some popularity from 4chan.
person #1: “have you seen person #3? i didn’t find him at school today.”
person #2: “he’s probably at home watching porn as usual.”
person #1 “why does he never do anything but watch porn? he’s such a cumbrain..”
person #2: “he’s probably at home watching porn as usual.”
person #1 “why does he never do anything but watch porn? he’s such a cumbrain..”
by zaitra January 6, 2021
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"Yeah I kept asking her for nudes but she didn't send any."
"Stop begging for nudes and actually get a life you cumbrain."
"Stop begging for nudes and actually get a life you cumbrain."
by schoeymmii July 17, 2019
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Cumbria is a extreme north, shire country, in the extreme north of extremeness. As many extremes as there may be in that sentence it doesn't change how there is near nothing extreme about Cumbria, but at least they have more than a Pete Doherty, from crappy Northumberland. They have William Wordsworth, Jesus, and Merlin.
Cumbria is what the people Daaan Saaaath like to call, part of Scotland. They are very wrong though, Cumbria is in fact part of England. The Cumbrians proved it. Taking many back breaking years, but it is proven, Cumbria is part of England, Northumberland on the other hand..
Cumbria, despite being one country, it is actually two countries combined into one. The First country is east Cumberland, with the shared capital placement of Carlisle, and Kendal, and don't be fooled by Kendal, all they do is make mint cake, /it's not cake/.
Then the second country is west Cumberland, that capital is normally Whitehaven. Everyone there is part of the "Sellafield Posse" To be honest they just have brain damage from all that nuclear radiation going about. Which leaves us to feel sorry for sad little Seascale.
Cumbrians have been known to speak a different language we like to call Cumbrian, or just .. Drunk babble. Whenever you visit this land of beauty and sheep, be sure to just nod and smile as they speak to you. Also, buy things from the tourist booths. So sit down, tell us how ya’ fettle is, and give us the crack on where you‘re frey.
Cumbria is what the people Daaan Saaaath like to call, part of Scotland. They are very wrong though, Cumbria is in fact part of England. The Cumbrians proved it. Taking many back breaking years, but it is proven, Cumbria is part of England, Northumberland on the other hand..
Cumbria, despite being one country, it is actually two countries combined into one. The First country is east Cumberland, with the shared capital placement of Carlisle, and Kendal, and don't be fooled by Kendal, all they do is make mint cake, /it's not cake/.
Then the second country is west Cumberland, that capital is normally Whitehaven. Everyone there is part of the "Sellafield Posse" To be honest they just have brain damage from all that nuclear radiation going about. Which leaves us to feel sorry for sad little Seascale.
Cumbrians have been known to speak a different language we like to call Cumbrian, or just .. Drunk babble. Whenever you visit this land of beauty and sheep, be sure to just nod and smile as they speak to you. Also, buy things from the tourist booths. So sit down, tell us how ya’ fettle is, and give us the crack on where you‘re frey.
by Sori February 1, 2009
Get the Cumbria mug.a particularly significant episode in evolutionary history, characterized by the "sudden" appearance of many of today's extant fauna. alternatively, when in the company of drunk evolutionary biologists, it can be used to refer to an explosive orgasm .
yo, did you hear what dan said to that pregnant woman at the darwin party? he kept repeating, "i'm going to have a cambrian explosion all over your face". man, was he wasted.
by safjbab;b April 3, 2008
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Get the Cumbrain mug.The period about 541 million years ago when life in the oceans rapidly and drastically evolved creating an "explosion of new species,"
Alternatively, that god ass orgasm
Alternatively, that god ass orgasm
by John Dice April 14, 2020
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To where you can literally hear the cum swishing around in someones brain.
To where you can literally hear the cum swishing around in someones brain.
Sorry man, I don't fucking speak the tongue of cumbrain.
OMG! I bet she so practices cumbrainism! What a SLUT!
OMG! I bet she so practices cumbrainism! What a SLUT!
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