cumbrella

an item that a slut requires because he/she sleeps with so many men/women

bob: i saw jenny riding mr. green during passing time
jane: shoot. bitch need a cumbrella

by jonny. June 29, 2007

Cumbrella

Keeps cum out of your eyes

Do you have your cumbrella on?

by anonymous July 23, 2022

Cumbrella

An umbrella to sheild one from cum.

Husband: "Oh, god! Jizzgasm!"
Wife: "Sweet Jesus! Where the hell is my cumbrella?"

by Master Travisio May 31, 2005

Cumbrella

Fake eylashes

Hey shotry you got cumbrellas on

by Johnpadgett May 13, 2022

cumbrella

the protrusion of fat above the female pudenda. see gunt, FUPA

She'd be hot if it wasn't for that cumbrella.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

cumbrella

a questionably smelling umbrella that you likely borrowed from a coworker, or found in a lost and found box.

You: hey, it’s raining outside

Me: you better borrow this cumbrella that’s been in the break room for months. Just don’t sniff it.

by curlnourish April 13, 2018

Cumbrella

The American version of the Japanese Bukkake. Imagine, if you will, a beautiful girl on her knees, and 50 men soak her hair with their cock drool.

Hey, why don't we head on down to the peep show? I hear there is a donkey show as well as a pretty lady getting a cumbrella!

by The Blacksmith July 29, 2016