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bloody cum fart

tourtously peneterating the anus of a female, flaggence then occours, since seman was deposited in the anal cavity and the interior lining of the anus was damaged, blood the spwes from the anus along with gas and seman.
Darla clanched her fists, and in a blustering whirl she dispatched a bloody cum fart.
by Chuck Dickinson September 25, 2003
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Cum Fart

As described in the podcast Comedy Bang Bang, when an individual who collects cum in his anal cavity is then asked by his girlfriend to impregnate her, he uses a Cum Fart, ie. farting the cum into the girlfriend pussy.
Her: Honey is about time for us to start a family.
Him: Open wide, the cum fart is a-cumming!
by Beaver Pelt Collector June 12, 2012
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cum fart

when the male tries to delay an orgasm, and does not realize that he is also retaining some back-gas... When he finally reaches an orgasm, a series of farts and ejaculations become released simultaneously.
Example one: cum fart: did u hear about the time Myra was fornicating with Kenny when he suddenly came and farted at the same time,

Exapmle Two: Damn, I just came and farted at the same time. I swea, that never happened before' That was some serious cumfart!!
by bubble fish August 9, 2013
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To Squeeze Skeet Skeet out of a Ass or VAg
Guy: Dude shes such a Cum Whore she made the loudest Cum Fart ever

Guy: No Way!
by IDIDURMOMSBUTT January 13, 2010
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when you fart and cum a little in your fresh new boxers.
guy 1: *cum farts*
guy 2: dude why does it smell like that?
guy 1: I accidently cum farted
guy 2: dude that sucks for you.
by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018
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bloody cum fart

by Anonymous July 28, 2003
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CUM FART

A CUM FART IS WHERE YOU CUM INSIDE OF SOMEONE AND THEN LATER THEY FART IT ALL OUT
MUMM JIMY MADE ME HAVE A CUM FART
by MrOozer August 2, 2021
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