Devil's Cum

Much like the Devil's Balls, this is also a common cooking related incident:
The hot oil that splatters and spits at you while you're cooking food in a pan.

Example: When you're cooking bacon and the oil splatters up and onto your arms. Even better if it gets on your face.

Like a cumshot from the Devil himself, heat and all. Can also call it Devil's Cumshot.

"Ow!"
"What'd ya do?"
"I just got Devil's Cum all up on on my arm! Bugger didn't even buy me a drink first!"

Devil's Cum by tenkunsfw March 11, 2022

The neighbor's cum is always whiter 

When a sexual partner complains about your sexual activity and/or your genitallia

Jane: your dick is much smaller than Mike's

Jane's boyfriend: *murmuring * the neighbor's cum is always whiter

The neighbor's cum is always whiter by r/EmojiPolice_open_up April 4, 2020

tracy b's cum dumpster 

the skankiest bitch in kumeu. her pussy straight up looks like minced meat at this point with the amount of pounding its taken. has a large glazing of male creme brulee after finishing on that minced meat

yoza, lets go hit tracy b's cum dumpster this weekend you keen?
yooza sieg fuk

tracy b's cum dumpster by tracyscumslut November 6, 2018

Buddy's Cum Lake 

Edge yourself multiple times per day, for atleast 6 months, slapping your balls full force afterwards each time. When you finally allow yourself to climax, do it into a large pit (atleast 10M/30M/30M (D/W/L)). Then place multiple fish into your personal Cum Sea. The PH level of your aged Teste Tea will cause these poor creatures to mutate into mighty beasts. The animals spawned from your Milky Ocean will trump those found anywhere else in the world, and will be Certified Freaks, obeying all your Aquatic Sexual Whims. Strong probability they will look like Buddy.

One of the Fish in Buddy's Cum Lake looked just like Buddy! You already kno I had to mash that thangs box!

Buddy's Cum Lake by Creepy Fish Finger(very scary) January 25, 2022

Cum Catcher(s) 

(1) the dimples located on the small of ones back
(2) a lower back tattoo, generally on a female
(3) a derogatory name that gives the impression of an easy, or promiscuous woman
(4)Basically, a term that describes a person or a place where dude wants to blow his load

As the store clerk bent at the waist to pick the milk crate up off of the floor, her shirt rose ever so slightly, revealing her bare back. And that's when I saw it. There, in the small of her back, were her perfectly placed, and oh so sexy, cum catcher(s). Unbeknownst to her, this was the moment I knew I had to have her. I would win her feminine affection and make her my bride. To consummate our holy matrimony, on the night of our wedding, she shall catch my cum. And on that magical night, in the privacy of our honeymoon suite, and then again on the not so private balcony, catch my cum she did. And they all lived happily ever after despite the loveless marriage, fueled my lust and base desire. The end.

Cum Catcher(s) by Mrs. Anntastic March 31, 2021

cum daniel's 

a delectable drink

"dude you're being a cum daniel rn"
"let me get a cum daniel's"

cum daniel's by bdeoliveira722 January 22, 2023

Ardy’s cum 

The most delicious cum. Kia eats ardy’s cum and ardy eats kia’s cum after his shower

Ardy’s cum tastes like Pepsi cola

Ardy’s cum by jamespatrickmarchwife March 27, 2021