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cuddlehorny

When someone, usually a girl, feels an intense need to cuddle, kiss, or hug someone. It may also come with a desire to have their hair played with, or to simply have some sort of semi-romantic to romantic physical contact. It may also go along with feeling horngry.
Girl: Could you come over? I'm feeling really cuddlehorny today...
Boy: Oh hell yes
by Stormy the Bored September 25, 2013
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cuddlecore

Originally used to jokingly describe the sound of Vancouver, BC punk band cub (sic) and coined by friend Nicolas Bragg. It was meant to be an antithesis to the crotch-rock/clit-rock/riot grrrl/foxcore bands of the early-mid 1990's such as L7, Hole, Bratmobile, The Muffs, et al. Incorrectly used to describe the sound and fashions of other bands.
"Cuddlecor '94" as per the liner notes on their "Come Out, Come Out" album.
by Normers March 10, 2005
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cuddlemonster

1.a girl who may look like an intimidating hottie on the outside but on the inside is a giggly lil kiddy full lovey doveys, usually only a boyfriend can see.
2.cute and cuddly.
"That girl seems so serious!" "No way, we've been dating for over a year now, she's the biggest cuddlemonster you'll ever meet."
by Nicholas Melefsky August 31, 2007
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cuddlejob

The act of being physically close to a romantic partner, kissing, touching, etc., all while remaining fully clothed, AND sexually frustrated as the night never progresses past cuddling.
Friend 1: "How was your date last night? You went to her place, right?"

Friend 2: "Well, I thought I'd get lucky finally, but all I got was another cuddlejob."

Friend 1: "Blue balls for you, amigo!"
by elbandidomaximo December 10, 2009
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Cuddlement

Positions one lies in while cuddling with their significant other in which they do not plan on sleeping.
"My girlfriend laid right on top of me, it was a great Cuddlement before we got tired and slept on our separate ends of the bed"
by Terpstarr December 19, 2008
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cuddlefinger

The middle finger that massages the sphincter while the rest of the hand cups the scrotum
When someone is overly brown-nosing, they are a cuddlefinger.
by I failed english November 21, 2010
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cuddletarian

(noun)
1. A word used, often disparagingly, to describe individuals who profess to "love" animals but still consume animal products.
2. Individuals who seem to only care about the welfare of "cute" animals such as popular mammals while lacking concern for less appealing animals like reptiles or insects.
3. Occasionally, specifically used to denote individuals who subscribe to the ethnocentric viewpoint that eating companion animals (dogs, cats) is wrong, but eating livestock (cattle, chickens, pigs, etc) is acceptable.
1. "I was at a fund raiser for a animal shelter yesterday and a woman at my table was eating a turkey sandwich. I'm so sick of hypocritical cuddletarians!"
2. "Mike boycotts veal and loves his pet kitten, but eats fish practically every day; cuddletairian, much?"
3. "Some cuddletarian animal welfare groups campaign against dog and cat eating in China but never say a word about eating cattle, pigs, and poultry in our own country."
by Wiktor May 29, 2008
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