1. Cuddling while you have a boner
2. The period in which you are done fucking the shit out of your partner, they came but you did not, and you sit there, talking about random stuff
2. The period in which you are done fucking the shit out of your partner, they came but you did not, and you sit there, talking about random stuff
1. i cuddle fucked my crush last night during our movie, and i don't know what to do.
2. yo, me and my wife cuddlefucked, and it was kinda disappointing.
2. yo, me and my wife cuddlefucked, and it was kinda disappointing.
by Larry (The Lobster) Sherbert July 14, 2022
Someone who screws up cuddling by trying to push for sexual activity when all you want to do is cuddle.
You cuddlefuck! Get away from me!
by cazort August 27, 2003
by Destinyrider29 February 21, 2018
The act of aggressively rubbing the female and male genitals together while wearing clothing. Usually done in times when the female is menstruating and sex cannot be performed.
by _coffeee_ July 3, 2014
by Daria December 18, 2002
The state of having 1 or more appendages trapped under your sleeping lover. This situation can cause physical pain: numbness, achy back, drool, bent cock syndrome (BCS), or severe thirst.
Tim: "God damn Greg where were you last night? I texted you and told you about the jello midget-fest wrestling extravaganza."
Greg:"I KNOW DUDE, I saw my phone lighting up. After I dogged out Casey, she fell asleep on my arm. I got Cuddlefucked so hard last night."
Greg:"I KNOW DUDE, I saw my phone lighting up. After I dogged out Casey, she fell asleep on my arm. I got Cuddlefucked so hard last night."
by Meinekilla April 13, 2011
when you are passed out drunk and someone who you would never have otherwise cuddled with cuddles with you. their motivation is strictly personal as they will usually be the "best girl friend" who is in love with the cuddlefuckee who would never date her ever cause she is kinda fat and annoying.
oh dude! after you passed out that fugly chick totally cuddlefucked you! we took pictures and sent them to your mom!!!
by the anti-clique August 11, 2006